Id Rather Be... Free

Hero || He/Him/They/Them || bi || Writing (occasionally) || Multifandom || Theater/Music/Dance || Shitposts/Memes || Unicorn Obsessed ||https://archiveofourown.org/users/thelazyhero_ttums

[damazcuz]

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

[damazcuz]

Even puppy can learn music.

[damazcuz]

Literally it's puppy music school.

[venus-doom]

I wish someone would be like “hey, you’ve been busting your ass off at work and you’ve dealt with so much lately……. Let’s go get you a tattoo”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[timrousbeastie]

[blackheart-biohazards]

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

[dovesndecay]

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

[trnsprnt-blog]

A compilation of scene girls giving their Myspace ID as proof.

ART

[str-ngeloop]

number station

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[hangsawoman]

on this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[eaglerayys]

Suzanne Collins just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

[slayianthe]

i’m so appreciative to suzanne for reframing the rebellion from the original trilogy as a “they saw their moment and took it” type situation and showing us that they’ve been trying, over and over, with so many failed attempts, to break the arena and incite a rebellion for decades. in this current political climate never giving up hope is so essential. haymitch wasn’t the first nor the last, and they kept going even when it seemed completely futile, and that’s what counts, and what ultimately saves them all.

[thelazyhero-ttums]

Tumblr's mature content label is the dumbest ever. It censors posts that are 100% text. It censors fanart that is not in the least bit sexual. It censors photos of people in everyday wear just taking a selfie. I've seen nudes on this site uncensored, but you best believe two men cuddling fully covered by a blanket is going to flagged.

[ancientbread]

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

[thelazyhero-ttums]

Favorite Let's Player is starting a new game!!! Rahhhhhh!!!