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@thelazyravenclawsstudyblr
wow, i just remembered this blog existed. i won't be using this blog anymore (obviously lol), but if anyone wants to find me, i'm @minerva--mcgee
some life updates
i'm currently going into my junior year as a theatre major
my gpa fucking sucks bc my dad died my freshman year of college and i got super depressed
i'm not a ravenclaw anymore LMAO - i now identify as a gryffindor
Almost, Maine
John Cariani
“You’re in unorganized territory. Township Thirteen, Range Seven. It’s not gonna be on your map, cause it’s not an actual town, technically. — See to be a town, you gotta get organized. And we never got around to getting organized, so … we’re just Almost.“
everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox
HOLY FUCK
holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow
Beautiful
look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes
it’s been seven hours where is my spencer shay
IT TOOK EIGHT HOURS AND TWO REBLOGS BUT I GOT A SPENCER SHAY IN MY INBOX EVEN THOUGH THIS POST HAS 647,299 NOTES HOW
Ok so I need to find some inspiration maybe spencer shay can help
ok so i need to find some inspiration maybe spencer shay can help
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one of the local theatre companies is doing a little night music soon and i really wanna audition cause i love musical theatre, stephen sondheim owns my heart, and i told myself that i would audition for something that scares me this year. now i just need to find an audition song, and possibly a monologue 👀
I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!
You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan
You can be against animal cruelty and not be a vegan
Also given the fact some vegans wilfully neglect their pet’s diet for personal belief reasons you can in fact be a vegan and be ok with animal cruelty when its convenient for you.
^^^^ Reblogging especially for that last comment.
GUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME
KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE
I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER
For any of my epileptic/seizure-prone followers!
Plus ASD/SPD people who can’t do flashy stuff!
Reblogging this for our followers!
studyblr asks (feel free to add to the list)
What year are you?
What’s your major/what do you think you want to major in?
If applicable, what is your thesis about?
Do you think you picked the right major?
Ultimate educational goals?
Career goals?
Do you think your goals are realistic?
What classes are you taking right now?
Favorite class out of everything you’ve ever taken and why?
Least favorite class ever and why?
Current favorite class and why?
Current least favorite class and why?
Favorite STEM field?
Favorite humanities subject?
Class that you’ve always wanted to take but never had the chance?
Do you use caffeine and if so how much daily?
What’s your preferred method of taking in caffeine?
Have you ever tried study drugs?
Are you a homework-in-the-morning kind of person?
Do you listen to music while you study?
Crowded area or quiet place?
What’s your preferred writing implement?
Do you need to work out before you can study well?
Describe your perfect study environment.
Are you procrastinating right now?
What was the last thing you procrastinated?
Are you a perfectionist?
Do you like easy classes or do you feel bad if you’re not working hard?
Are you a good test taker?
What are you the proudest of out of all the assignments you’ve ever had?
Do you talk to your teachers/professors a lot?
Describe your favorite teacher/professor and why you like them.
Describe your least favorite teacher/professor and why you dislike them.
Have you ever thought about becoming a teacher/professor?
Most profound thing ever said to you by a teacher/professor?
Best feedback you’ve ever gotten on something academic?
Worst study habit and how are you working on it?
Are you an in-class fidgeter?
How’s your handwriting?
Write “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” and post a photo.
Neat or messy notes?
A lot of notes or the bare minimum?
Post a photo/scan of your notes from your favorite class.
Are you a doodler?
Post a photo of your doodles if you have any.
Do you have pre-test rituals and what are they?
Are you a tangent-question asker?
Do you make jokes in class?
How many hours do you spend on academics per day?
What’s something more important to you than school?
the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES
this is my top choice school you guys
When I hear police sirens getting closer
Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.
theyre coming for my brOADWAY BOOTLEG COLLECTION
When I hear police sirens getting closer
Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.
NUT-HATING LESBIAN LOOKING FOR FELLOW LESBIAN
- must like musicals, plays, edgy music, and soundtracks
- not love nuts
- can deal with lesbians gay friends and must be approved by said gays
i would like to clarify the nut-hating means actual nuts, like cashews and peanuts and stuff cause im allergic
this worked but it attracted my ex who i am seriously considering asking out again
NUT-HATING LESBIAN LOOKING FOR FELLOW LESBIAN
- must like musicals, plays, edgy music, and soundtracks
- not love nuts
- can deal with lesbians gay friends and must be approved by said gays
i would like to clarify the nut-hating means actual nuts, like cashews and peanuts and stuff cause im allergic
sorry for the john mulaney spam
im feeling like shit rn and he makes me feel better
THE ZODIAC'S FAVORITE SONGS
ARIES: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
TAURUS: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
GEMINI: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
CANCER: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
LEO: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
VIRGO: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
LIBRA: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
SCORPIO: IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
SAGITTARIUS: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
CAPRICORN: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
AQUARIUS: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
PISCES: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
The signs as lines from John Mulaney’s “The Comeback Kid”
Aries: This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery
Taurus: [MOOING ANGRILY]
Gemini: I like having a puppy that’s a bulldog, cause it’s like having a baby that is also a grandma
Cancer: I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.
Leo: No one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 year old weirdo
Virgo: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
Libra: aHHH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
Scorpio: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die. I can’t have them running around.
Sagittarius: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all
Capricorn: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
Aquarius: Sometimes he will watch a movie on TV, even though he already owns that movie on DVD. Pointing this out to him confuses and upsets him.
Pisces: My vibe is more like, “hey, you could pour soup in my lap, and I’ll probably apologize to you”
hey y'all, in the tags write your sexuality, sign, and your favourite John Mulaney bit.
For Example: Lesbian, Sagittarius, Bill Clinton
What she says: I'm fine
What she wants to say: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited.
Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?
Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…
BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’
Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.
And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’
They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.
