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i forgot how much fun tumblr is even though it’s kind of gross
Me: i fucking hate drama!!!
*drama happens*
Me:
Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants
So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.
I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).
See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.
So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.
Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.
Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.
Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.
Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.
Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!
Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.
You are a goddamn hero.
Instrumental track to The Decemberists' "The Mariner's Revenge Song" created for general use. This is the C minor version. An A minor (lower-pitched) version will soon be uploaded. I am making no pr
Guess who’s back?? (Kind of.)
The Mariner’s Revenge Song now has its first ever karaoke version! Now you can sing along to everyone’s favorite spooky folk rock tune.
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the bed bloggers
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Oh, cool. Did not know this was a thing.
I AM VERY HAPPY.
dave called him short
i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME
IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT
#OKAY BUT HERE’S THE THING#i’ve played flute for a half dozen years or so#and i tried picc once or twice but last year i became my band’s Official Picc Player and i got my picc and it’s. so small. omg.#like i’m talking the picc is maybe ten inches and the case is set up so it’s maybe eight inches across it’s TINY#and right when i got the picc i was in the midst of hoodie weather#and i had this new hoodie that had a huge front pocket and i loved it#so i had my picc and i was hurrying somewhere and needed both my hands so i just shoved the piccolo in the hoodie pocket#and i kind of forgot about it (as much as you can forget putting an instrument in your pocket) but then in my english class#someone was making jokes about band kids and how obsessed they are#and they went ‘i wouldn’t be surprised if jaz had an instrument right now’#and it was just one of those moments where like#the stars aligned#everything was perfect#and i just went ‘well actually’#and pulled the piccolo out of my pocket#and the entire room LOST IT (via officialseancassidy)
ya okay but here's the thing. you play piano?? that's cool but you can't BRING YOUR FUCKING PIANO PLACES. like oh im going somewhere ya ill bring along my ukulele or my electric violin but i can't bring my UPRIGHT PIANO
HOW TO BUY GIFTS FOR THE SIGNS
Aries: Buy something that reminds you of their personality; loud, flashy, exciting, and colorful. Tickets to a concert, extravagant jewelry, the newest gadgets, or a knife set for cooking. Taurus: As lovers of pleasure and luxury, shopping for them isn’t difficult. An aged, expensive red wine, gold jewelry, fine chocolate, or anything cashmere would make them happy. Gemini: Easily bored, you’re going to have to work a bit more to keep their attention. Books on travel and languages, cameras, or cell phone accessories would be ideal. Cancer: They are very appreciative people, but they’ll love the extra effort you put in. Anything homemade, perhaps a bit of memorabilia such as a photograph, silver jewelry, cooking sets, or a spa kit would be lovely. Leo: Leo’s need to feel special, but they’re also very gracious recipients. Gold jewelry, vibrant clothes, makeup, and gourmet foods have their heart. Virgo: If they can’t use it everyday, then it’s probably not the best gift for them. Anything practical, or makes their life easier, would keep them happy. Mystery books have a special place in their life as well. Libra: When picking something, think beautiful. Some foolproof choices include candles, LUSH products, flowers, and designer clothing. Scorpio: Never one to get visibly excited for gifts, it’s easier to shop for them than you think. Among their many pleasures include cult classic movies, dark jewelry, lingerie, perhaps incense. Sagittarius: Their biggest pleasure comes from the surprise and tearing open the wrapping paper. Other hits besides wrapping paper and bows include anything exotic, books, tickets to art museums, and anything unusual. Capricorn: Literally anything but a surprise party. However, you could also get them something simple and nice, like earth toned clothing, a homemade dinner, or a monogrammed bathrobe. They love personal touches! Aquarius: Try to avoid anything plain. They enjoy special, one of a kind gifts, such as artwork, a telescope, metallic clothing, literature, concert tickets, or maybe even a pet fish. Pisces: Anything having to do with the arts, the metaphysical, spiritual, and intellectual will be appreciated. Try selecting something creative and unique, like canvases and paintbrushes, a Himalayan salt lamp, crystals, or vinyl music records.
don’t worry about breaking down, it’s just a phase
you are the paragons’ pariah a social outcast amongst gods lay down to rest after a silent bout of weeping a daily routine occurrence that can’t mean anything dreadful whoever reaches out is spat upon “utter shit and worthless roaches” you say but yet it takes one to know one and christ knows you need whoever bothers with you dress yourself up and make yourself beautiful good girl, good girl, that’s all you are is a good girl you resented maggot you piece of scum all you are is a self-entitled bitch who wants to be special you’re a she not a they you’ll always be a girl a little good girl like your parents always wanted
you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
season 7 episode 12 Buffy the vampire slayer
WHEN THE SIGNS SAY "FUCK"
ARIES: fuck no
TAURUS: fuck why
GEMINI: fuck you
CANCER: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
LEO: fuck yes
VIRGO: fuck it all
LIBRA: fuck that
SCORPIO: fuck me
SAGITTARIUS: fucking hell
CAPRICORN: holy fuck
AQUARIUS: oh my fuck
PISCES: fuck
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