The Lazy Vampire

My name's Josie and this is my tumblr. I mostly just repost things that amuse me.

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[beardedmrbean]

[griffonatrix]

reblog to give prev a notification

[pillarofawesome]

[bruzum]

[chilliesh]

[rose-reblog-acc]

[shadow-yato]

Man

[animentality]

[sad-face]

“It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!”

[papayajuan2019]

shine normal like a plain rock

[videos-i-didnt-make]

telephone pole.mp4

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[important-cat-pics]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[plainclothes2025]

bork is on sale

[theamiableanachronism]

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever