The Lazy Vampire

My name's Josie and this is my tumblr. I mostly just repost things that amuse me.

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[nonplusagon]

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[eebie]

did you seriously just let it linger

[munpurizumu]

dude i had to

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[depsidase]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[thememedaddy]

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[jthqp]

[bewbin]

nasa trying to eat the moon

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

Operation Pac Man is a go

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

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[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act