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Shelby 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 | 27 | ditzy puppy princess | central MA | it/she | let's chat (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[fernfriend5000]

Wa-BAM!! ^w^

[evilwizard]

say no more

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[dovesndecay]

I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs

[yamada-ryo]

[retroactivebakeries]

#sfw dullahan activity

[yamada-ryo]

[videogameoutofcontext]

[important-animal-images]

[keiitopop]

"me and who" bitch Me and You!!! come on take my hand, let's go to Affection World......

together

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

ill just shake it all around! here i go!

[bearsockz]

🎶I know this pretty rave girl I always think about her 🎶

[emoparamore]

fuck you!

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[bearsockz]

bad dog! no toilet water!

[noelle-ism]

i'm a middle class woman thats about to open up a local mom-and-pop restaurant that only offers poisonous foods

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[goodluckclove]

I know people like to clown on aspects of classic Disney films that don't feel grounded in reality. But I've worked both front and back of house in restaurants of varying quality. And if I found out our line cook or something served a full plate of spaghetti to two dogs in an alley, I would consider that like. Like not good. But possible.

[nociceptrix]

shorty got me looking up definitions!