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[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[dogpuppy]

[thelesbianduck]

chudlet 😍🥹😍

[redstonedust]

bro last night was magical. last night was enchanted. last night was bewitched. last night was cursed and hexed. last night was posessed. bro can you remember what we did last night? bro?

[gelphienation]

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

[thelesbianduck]

I think a lot of this is tied to how the body positivity movement changed from basic respect to finding people attractive. Because the attitude has become “they’re still pretty despite x”, a lot of what people try to defend is what they would still consider attractive. Instead of having the stance of “this person deserves basic human dignity regardless of any body weight, disability, disfigurement, etc” it’s focused on the attractiveness of the person. By having this change people only talk about what they consider acceptable/desirable (only having A LITTLE chub, tummy, whatever), and is also how you get people saying stuff like “it’s okay to be fat so long as you don’t have any related health issues.”

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[thelesbianduck]

patches is ascending to godhood first

@milo-uses-big-words

[thelesbianduck]

Being back home and able to eat my same repeating meals is so comforting. No changes. No trying new textures or tastes. No internal convincing that what I’m looking at isn’t evil. My beloved, predictable foods.

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[thelesbianduck]

she carries the soul of a cat about to rack up the most absurd vet bill

[mayonaizs]

maybe we shuold make really round car to balance out the cybertrucks

[thelesbianduck]

Time to unleash The Orb™

[kyscrayonboy]

Im gonna lock in in August so hard you dont even knowwwww <- lying

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[redstonedust]

kind of embarrasing when your life is actually going pretty well but you still have mental health problems. it's like when you drink water but still have a headache like what the hell. you're telling me this isn't because of the Situations i'm actually just like this. i want a refund.

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm in my disgusting withering era unfortunately. the era will be short, two days tops, but I'm in it

[homunculus-argument]

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

[thestuffedalligator]

Dragons are fireless until they undergo the Hroom, the traditional draconic ceremony where a fledgling dragon will go out into the world and make a bargain with a spirit of elemental fire to live in their soul in a state of mutual symbiosis. The spirit receives shelter and nourishment, while the dragon receives a source of elemental fire, which it can only now use to defend itself.

In many draconic cultures, the Hroom marks a dragon’s coming of age, a time to recognize that a dragon is now of a proper age to hold a weapon and defend itself. Some dragons believe that it is only by bonding with an elemental spirit that a dragon has a soul, and that a dragon is only a whole dragon when it has both the mortal shell and the inner spark.

There has been a backlash to this in recent centuries, of course. Fledglings these days are going out and making bargains with all kinds of things. This is usually spirits of elemental lightning and ice, but more than one dragon has come back to their clutch with a fairly bewildered witch.

[thestuffedalligator]

#Does the witch live inside the dragon's soul after...?

Metaphorically, yes. One dragon had married the witch she brought back to her clutch, and she said that meant their two souls had become one, which was basically the same thing.

The other dragons in her brood said it didn’t work that way, but she was able to breathe pure magic afterwards, so it at least worked that way for her.

[xfuckinfeelingx]

I find joy in a bird after a time of thinking I’d never feel joy again.

[anancientheart]

there’s something about becoming older where everything feels finite. summer isn’t endless, love isn’t eternal. you move homes, your favorite boots fall apart, your dog dies. everything feels consuming and beautiful when it is believed to be eternal. now it is all precious. everything. and there is a melancholy that comes with it.