Abandon All Hope

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[dreg-heap]

JRR Tolkien regarded "cellar door" as the most beautiful English phrase, he must have never heard the phrase "you don't see this in italy"

[dreg-heap]

You don't see this in Italy.

[importantandunavoidable]

@penisgirlfriend

[despazito]

Explain this

[theoreocat]

Guess who farted? 🐈💨

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[theoreocat]

“If you don’t like something, just add a little melted cheese. You’re welcome.” ~ Oreo 🧀

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nvmlmao]

[litbowl]

Poem for Earth Day. From Matthew Olzmann's book, Constellation Route. (Alice James Books, 2022)

[aropride]

every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday

[surra-de-bunda]

[anteatermoment]

[unclefather]

[screenshotsforencouragement]

[rainbowdazzle]

omg this made me emotional 😭

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

We named him after you we hope you don't mind

[flagellant]

kill the shift manager in your brain

[flagellant]

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[unbothered]

Zero out of zero doctors recommend these frog earrings. That's 100% of the doctors we asked.

[sweatermuppet]

coke zero themed abortion

[sweatermuppet]

reckon this one's gonna fly all on its own

[sixpenceee]

Stunning sunset! This happens because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering: cirrus clouds scatter the longer, red wavelengths of light and give the sky an orange or reddish hue | source