pure entertainment

hi my name is sam im probably doing something stupid rn

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[sorumsuzgunluk]

[vaselinecats]

@bratdull

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[maxbegone]

Friend: “How does D&D work?”

Me: “You need to buy a shitload of dice and then pretend like you know what you’re doing.”

[whats-ursine]

#i know exactly what I’m doing #I’m buying dice

[gefdreamsofthesea]

especially if you’re the dm.

[wellbutrinboy]

[thelifeofabandgeek]

my favorite color is clear - like the raindrops on my window

me bitch

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[hiboudeluxe]

@tyrantisterror

[laoren-chen]

Make sure you keep your chickens warm!

[polarizeglow]

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

[ankle-beez]

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

[babustyles]

[onewordtest]

Oh well okay then

Good job Disney channel

[thenaebyrd777]

WOOO HOOO!!!!!!!

[contagiousserenity-deactivated2]

This show got cancelled because of this

[ronthedistance]

no literally 

they canceled the show and a five year old actor was receiving death threats because they showed a gay married couple on televesion. this is a completely real thing..

[nyxxystyx]

And now I’m angry

Great

[blairwitchh]

on nye i was drunkenly tossing around a d20 and it ended up in my shot glass full of fireball but the the roll was a nat 20

here’s the good omen 2018 d20, may it bring u good luck this year lmao

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[indieiphonewallpapers]

we’re getting a divorce, you keep the diner // the gaslight anthem requested by @thelifeofabandgeek

[gifdrome]

[onlytwitterpics]

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ithelpstodream]

A once-“hidden figure” from NASA’s history is being celebrated by one of the most well-known toy lines in the world.

NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson, whose real-life experience as an African American “human computer” was depicted in the 2016 movie “Hidden Figures,“ is among the first three historical figures to be honored in Barbie’s “Inspiring Women” doll series.

http://www.collectspace.com/news/news-030618a-barbie-inspiring-women-doll-katherine-johnson.html