a shit ton of lines from different vines.
β look at all those chickens. βΒ
β iβve always wanted to do this! β
β i fell down the stairs. i hate when nobody shares. β
β can you tell me a bedtime story? β
β bro, you canβt tell anybody.Β βΒ Β
β yeah, iβm good. iβm just happy for you.βΒ
β dude, itβs like we kissed! β
β TAKE THE PICTURE!Β βΒ
β oh, my god. we just locked eyes. β
β i got bit by a spider. it gave me superpowers!Β β
β iβd be a unicorn. because no one believes in me. β
β yeaaah, yeaaah.Β βΒ
βΒ the only fitness here is me fitting this pizza in my mouth!Β β
β well, i donβt have to do anything except pay taxes and die. β
β girl, you look fierce today! WE LOVE IT. β
β can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? β
β I WONβT HESITATE, BITCH!Β βΒ
β iβll beat your ass if thatβs a ticket.Β βΒ
β you want some vodka? β
β road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does. β
β i smell like beef. β
β you better STOP YELLING. β
β your secretβs safe with me.Β β
β and we are two very supportive guys. β
β MY BEST FRIEND POOPED HIS PANTS!Β β
βΒ honey, youβve got a big storm cominβ. βΒ Β
β fuck you, thatβs why! β
β yeah, no shit, honey! βΒ
β todayβs forecast. we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. fucked. up. β
β is that a weed? iβm calling the police! β
β just shut up and die slowly, okay? βΒ
β i got my hat on backwards and itβs time to fucking party. β
β hey, how you doing? βΒ
β iβm doinβ just fine. i lied. iβm dying inside β
β oh my god, why canβt you just take the fricken compliment!Β β
β and they were roommates!Β β
β i wanna fucking die. β
β you remember one time i liked you?Β β
β yo, drink this vodka down the hatch. cβmon.Β β
β mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! β
β he needs some milk! β
β the yo-yo master did not answer. he just kept on yo-ing β
β WHATβS UP, FUCKERS? β
β bored as sheeeet.Β β
β do you ever shut the fuck up? β
β welcome back to me screaming.Β Β β
β sorry, iβm on the toilet. β
β babe, are you serious? β
β i gotta go home cause i forgot toβ¦ vacuum my room.Β β
β NO WHATβD YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! βΒ
β you are my dad. YOUβRE MY DAD. boogie woogie woogie.Β βΒ