Bambi🌒🌕🌘

22yo bisexual that loves girls as much as the next lesbian. talk to me about serial killers yo (this is in no way an invite to fan girl or condone these people) urbex insta @goddessoftheabandoned

[biglawbear]

I'm living for this Trump Musk breakup. I thought it would at least take a while. But this shit went from 0 to 60 in no time. It's been like a day and we're already at "Epstein files" level of fighting holy shit.

I know Trump lives for drama and we've said "THIS has to be the thing that destroys him" about 10,000 things over the last decade but I really really hope that they damage each other

[prismatic-bell]

The fact Elon hinted at election interference, I really want to see someone ask about it and his dumb ass to confess via bragging

[phantomrose96]

Honestly no matter how this shakes out, the win I'm taking today is there are many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer Elon fanboys, and many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer MAGA fanboys

[phantomrose96]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo Elon don't split the Republican partyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't recreate the Bull Moose Party of 1912 which split the Republican base and threw the election to the Democrats securing Woodrow Wilson the 28th presidency 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don't exploit the egregious flaws of the American 2-party system in the direction of shooting your own foot and dissolving the Republican stronghold between Old Racist Republican and Brainrot Alt-Right Republican because your ego got pissed on nooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[faequeentati]

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[lcb1313]

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[demonprincex]

only the old head tumblr users remember the special genetic condition the site invented that gives you purple eyes and reall soft skin

[manincaffeine]

I want romance. I want laughter. I want the 3am love making. I want consistency. I want loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights and flowers. I want truth. I want priority. I want love that's pure and calming.

[ambermersadiez]

i found it 🥰

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[violetsandshrikes]

sometimes the way humans use words actually makes me tear up a little

[tesseracaque]

What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

[orcboxer]

pope gone

[orcboxer]

he's gone

[orcboxer]

everyone sin as fast as possible

[bace-jeleren]

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

[godbirdart]

imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

[inki-drop]

"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[trickstertime]

As per my last email,

YES!!!!!!

Regards,