pool boy! at the vampire mansion

Ry, they/he, adult, this blog actually contains little to no cactus content (sorry)

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[thelifeofacactus]

"It's rare you'll get an s-tier blueberry." skill issue.

[thelifeofacactus]

so sorry to jacob anderson but "i love the film cats" is wild

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[sillystigmata]

https://x.com/rkivedem_/status/2063395707671719973 someone take his phone away from him please

I hope I’m still horny on main at his age.

[pinimi]

somebody’s bi grandpa and his pirate boyfriend

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

happy pride! 🌈

[genderoutlaws]

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[lovelyl0tte]

they flagged this as mature content holy shit

[bifauxnenarmand]

I love him so much what is his problem 😭😭😭

[cyndaquillover1074]

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[cordspaghetti]

last weekend’s request was for hayley & g 🌸

[princessnamora]

KATIE MCGRATH as MORGANA PENDRAGON Merlin (2008-2012) ☆ Episode 1.03

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[thelifeofacactus]

I was telling my roommate about iwtv, and he asked me "Okay, but which is better: Interview with the Vampire or Hannibal?"

You would ask me to choose between nectar and ambrosia? Between the sweet scent of spring flowers and the crisp crunch of fall leaves? You would ask me to choose one god over another????

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[thelifeofacactus]

My therapist asked how I was doing with getting out more, and I mentioned that I was thinking about going to a watch party for The Vampire Lestat, and she was like "Oh, at [insert local lesbian bar here]? Yeah, I'll be there too." I hate gay people in nyc why are we all like this