pool boy! at the vampire mansion

Ry, they/he, adult, this blog actually contains little to no cactus content (sorry)

[reticent-vampire]

🫪

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you

[limitedseries]

The Vampire Lestat— "The Failures" (1.07)

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E04 x S03E07

[thelifeofacactus]

Armand really did NOT understand the 12 steps

[thelifeofacactus]

Antoinette 🥰 hello 😊

[thelifeofacactus]

"A girl needs her hobbies," I say lovingly as the vampire Armand conducts experiments on the severed heads of his exes

[blairhousemd]

that slutty bun. you knew what you were doing.

[alinaastarkov]

“I saw good in you. For a while.”

[just-another-regular-dude]

[nerdmutant]

this inspired me

[thelifeofacactus]

do u think lindsey graham and mitch mcconnell are exploring each other's bodies in hell

[gerardwaysbob]

x

[thelifeofacactus]

Calling out of work to spend the whole day being devastated by how much lestat loved claudia

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[elethart]

Finally some quality content in my portfolio

[bifauxnenarmand]

he is the funniest character ever

[cosimads]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Episode 5 — New York