pool boy! at the vampire mansion

Ry, they/he, adult, this blog actually contains little to no cactus content (sorry)

[yourlocalbackalleydoctor]

boy why u so eyes

directly inspired by a chococat x armand edit by @/gangrims on ig !!

[sallythatgurl6444]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[notkatniss]

[russiawave]

[elthelover]

Assad Zaman hasn’t been flirting with that old man since 2022 for you to say Devil’s Minion storyline will go to Alex

[heartsduel]

he’s like if a bush baby made a wish to turn human vampire

[bifauxnenarmand]

[ghostie-juice]

Happy Birthday to our beloved Blue Blur!!!

[bifauxnenarmand]

[thelifeofacactus]

Imagine you're in a haunting the narrative contest and this is your competition

[thelifeofacactus]

Lady door walked so that kicked her pussy up the wall could run

[louclaudia]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[thelifeofacactus]

"It's rare you'll get an s-tier blueberry." skill issue.

[thelifeofacactus]

so sorry to jacob anderson but "i love the film cats" is wild

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[sillystigmata]

https://x.com/rkivedem_/status/2063395707671719973 someone take his phone away from him please

I hope I’m still horny on main at his age.