it only takes a moment

andrew / 24 / male i like totodiles and funny stuff

[bakwaaas]

as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[que-mint-tea]

in my experience it goes something like..

[fruityfinnegan]

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[undeadcas]

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

[eggchjf]

the way he walked into the room always looked familiar to me

[huffylemon]

[urmumhaha]

Love yik yak sometimes

[sanitymakesposts]

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

[oldinterneticons]

Emo is Love

[deaths]

[pathogenflock]

Absolutely love this cat. He's sherlockthecat_official on tiktok and his bit is for his fans to accuse him of the wildest shit while he stares blankly at the camera:

Bonus:

[fravery]

José Basso Crescent Moon with Venus 2002

[emotion-deluxe]

goals as an actor: to have the resume of that damn green and gold desk lamp

[emotion-deluxe]

you would not believe the roles she's landed. she has the range.

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[dabmoji]

Straight girls in a gay bar

[bunnysaige]

rabbits are known to go like "hop-hop, sniff-sniff, zoom!"

[formlines]

Haida Eagle Moon Argillite Pendant

Amy Edgars

[catchymemes]

His first time seeing snow

[mevil]

[super-lazer-piss]

Someone took out the part of the Year Without A Santa Claus Wikipedia page that said the Miser Brothers are LGBT icons :(

[super-lazer-piss]

Never fucking forget

[super-lazer-piss]

I just found the version that came before that one and it's 10x funnier