I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
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I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
Sound is VERY important.
a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇
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maybe if tumblr allowed you to typeset your posts in LaTeX it would have succeeded in becoming the next pdf
\documentclass{reblog} \usepackage{tumblr} \begin{document} I dunno, feels like this could be a little unwieldy\ldots \end{document}
Welp. it almost parsed on my blog.
#The FUCK you mean your blog theme parses LaTeX#wait...#does this mean xkit could parse latex if it really wanted to?#truly the new age of posting
All you need to do is load and configure MathJax as part of your custom blog theme, and then you too can make tumblr the new pdf :^)
oh my doggggg youre a science communicator, google how to pronounce names youre not familiar with. this is embarrassing
Sees a non-anglo name: "Haha sorry if I butcher this"
I hate this shit so much, you're working in a pre-recorded medium that you can edit. Look up how it's pronounced and give it your best go. Do a few takes If you can't get it right the first time. This shit pisses me off so much whenever it happens, like it's fine if you're reading something live and are seeing the name for the first time, I get it, but if you're doing a scripted pre-recorded video it's just insulting.
the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him
TRUE! Just know that the only reason you've never seen me do this is because I'm nice :)
Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas
Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt
Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this
Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns
Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max
Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have
Goblin TV: Pawn Stars, but 99% of the items being bought/sold are stuff like shiny rocks, cool bugs, interestingly-shaped tree branches, etc.
what ever
puterr says hiii hii
Idk who needs to hear this but
You are literally allowed to walk out of a doctor's office and never come back. You're allowed to self advocate and say "I don't know why you think that's acceptable to say to a patient". You can say "I'm not going to take this"
Which I know is probably obvious and also, extremely difficult to do on the spot. And if you paid a copay, it's even harder because it feels like a waste of money. I think if you're paying to be treated like shit that's not getting your money's worth.
I'm talking about like, genuine disrespect, neglect, malpractice, or true discomfort. Including but not limited to:
Inappropriate comments or demeanor. Ofc there's the obvious crazy "holy shit a doctor just said that?" Comments but I also mean "Well MAYBE if you lost weight you wouldn't have to be on heart medication 😒" "Kinda funny how everyone claims to have POTS lately..."
Poor bedside manner. "I doubt you're in that much pain all the time" "Sometimes in life you need to suck it up. It's not a scary procedure" "It's just a shot, you're not 4 calm down"
Treating you like an addict for needing/requesting a controlled substance. Not like "hey I'm concerned, do you need addiction resources or are you good?" But interrogating you or denying you something that would improve your quality of life on the basis that they are suspicious of your intentions. Some doctors just don't feel comfortable prescribing some things in general and that's one thing, your gp probably won't give you anxiety meds but if they give you an attitude and act like you're trying to fool them, they're an asshole.
Assuming you're lying about your symptoms/conditions. Not as in, you didn't meet the criteria and didn't get diagnosed (you're allowed to get a second opinion) but "Yeah lately everyone seems to think they have chronic fatigue syndrome" "if you truly had (condition) you'd be doubled over in pain right now" "Do you know how rare that actually is? I've met like, 3 patients with it"
Being way out of their lane. Your rheumatologist should not be saying "Is there an actual reason you're depressed? It doesn't look like you've tried every option"
That "I'm the one with the degree so stop talking and listen" attitude. Iykyk.
Not following protocol or respecting your comfort or needs.
Being clearly ignorant when it comes to the issue you're there for. Things like a therapist that tells you dissociative disorders aren't real, that personality disorders are a reflection of your character, or "yeah I can tell by how you're talking to me right now, you're clearly not autistic"
And if it feels wrong, like really wrong, trust yourself. You're allowed to say "nope we're done here".
The illusion of choice
a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room
Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary
It got funnier
This is how cats domesticated themselves
i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all
someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!
me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???
gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter
Your brain worrying about the Scary Getter is an important evolutionary survival strategy! Even if the Scary Getter isn't real, something like the Scary Getter could be!
What if the Fearful Getter shows up?
Well, your brain already knows what to do! It's practiced! It's a good brain, very smart, very clever. The Fearful Getter can't get it.
Nevermind that in modern society, the Fearful Getter probably will never get you, either.
the games in deltarune chapter 3 being based on classic legend of zelda, especially in sword route, makes me think of that fact certain fandomites love to throw around about link being designed to be androgynous so the player could project onto link regardless of their gender, which is never put in context of the fact that every zelda game explicitly genders link as male. there have been two examples of link every even wearing women's clothes. that one official art of of toon link in a cheerleader outfit, and breath of the wild's orientalist outfit. there are, on a technicality in the second, two cases of link being a woman, that one official art of female link, which was a misunderstanding caused by the androgynous design, and linkle, who is not actually female link but just a girl who incorrectly thinks she is the hero of legend.
So in deltarune chapter 3's sword route, you play as kris playing as themself in a legend or zelda inspired game where you kill everyone, and it ends with that reflection of kris leaving that game and kris being afraid of that version of themself. the one based on nominally androgynous but ultimately male link. and so many people just refuse to come to any conclusion based on any of that. that this version of kris goes through events which mirror the weird route is not something they are willing to think about.
the idea that the weird route is exploring transmisogyny by forcing kris into the traditionally masculine role of the achetypical video game protagonist feels so fucking obvious to me that i sometimes forget how mad some people get when you point this out
fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:
Shoutout to fat little animals that live on the floor