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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

mousidy

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

revivivivify

sunb1eeder

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

tastylemonbread

i appreciate asexual perverts but they get enough attention tbh. shoutout my asexuals with no hoes boring as hell no kinks no dirty magazines no riske drawings just completely winning the idgaf war

lustcannibalism

if I don’t reply just assume it’s my curse acting up

beardedmrbean

hoosbandewan

12 DAYS OF AEMOND TARGARYEN-MAS

Day Five: Aemond's sapphire

catasters

thickness-protection-program

Diva down

deceasedcardinal

blupeeblep

Like to charge, reblog to cast

velvetcloak

dior

squirreliegirlie

marvel: we just don’t want to be political

james gunn: every character is bisexual, has slept together, AND a recurring theme is going to be murdering nazis

redstonedust

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.