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thelittlestsoldier

“Have you come back to gloat about kicking my ass? If so, the doors over there.”

❝ For the record... I did truly feel bad about kicking your ass to the ground. I took no pleasure from it whatsoever --- but I gotta say... you went down pretty easy. ❞

#themetallicbird #[ hello!#tysm for the starter! ]#|| ✘ — did i ruin the queue? ||

snowwhties

#marriage

#[ scott & hope tho ]

ARRIVES IN A SHOWER OF CONFETTI AFTER NOT BEING BEING HERE FOR A WEEK

o o p s

but today is my day off and allocated to scooby scott

so hmu if you wanna plot. i’m heading into drafts now

also holy shit 200 followers wtf what r u guys doing tysm

#out of sugar ✘

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thelittlestsoldier-blog

And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.

Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?

I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your dick? Who knows!

This is the police, open up, tell me about yourself, don’t be afraid.

Raise your hand if you’re a lil’ bit of an asshole.

Why don’t people do random nice things for me? You know, send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me three hundred thousand dollars.

I am three years behind on math homework.

I don’t like your clothes; take them off.

What if you start making car alarm noises when people you don’t like touch you?

Hey, is your girlfriend seeing anyone?

I get butterflies when I think about myself.

When you see a good body and you just can’t think of a good pun. IT’s dev-ass-tating.

Umm… hi. My friend wanted to know if you think I’m hot.

To quote Hamlet, act three, scene three, line ninety two, “no.”

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running, you should probably run too because something must be coming.

I’ve got a masters degree in being ignored.

I will do a lot of things, but admitting to my mum that I’m cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them.

Dads are either too nice or assholes; there’s no in between.

On a scale of fake pockets to nachos, how good is your idea?

I’m alive, but only ironically.

I’ve been in a bad mood since two thousand and seven.

No, you’re not as funny as me. Stop trying.

Just suck my dick, bro. I said no homo like, five times.

I love it when people try to hurt my feelings because I don’t have any.

-sighs- Why am I better than everyone?

I don’t trust people who can look good with messy hair.

If my jokes offend you - one; I’m sorry. Two; it won’t happen again. Three; one and two are lies. Four; you’re a pussy.

If I go to hell, I’m just going to torture everyone by continually asking if it’s hot in here of if it’s just me.

My love is like a candle; if you forget me, I will burn your fucking house down.

Let’s play a game called “Guess My Sexuality”.

I’m angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me.

Are you from Europe because europiece of shit.

#; meme #[ come at me bro ]

moan-s

#; likes

PETERFECTIONIST:

❝ this SHIT takes time, scott. you apparently have no patience. ❞

& with a click, the safe is open,

❝ SEE. pretty amazing, right? ❞

❝ not when it comes to police busting my ass, no, not really. ❞

a quick look around, noting the flashing lights of the approaching police cars.

❝ it’s a FREAKIN’ miracle. alright. i’d say we have 2 minutes, tops. ❞

#celestialoutlaw #[ don't make him punch you in the face with a tiny ant fist ]#[ beCAUSE it will hurt ]#; did i ruin the queue?

heckyisbucky:

“It’s a clever song” Bucky added, looking at the bar of songs to the side before clicking on one titled “Dead Puppies”. As per expected, a song about dead puppies came on.

“Yeah --- wait, no, don’t click ---” Too late, the song about dead puppies was blaring through the speakers, and Scott wrinkled up his nose in distaste. “Dude, no. Let’s go back to the Shaving Cream.”

#heckyisbucky #[ lol i shared that song with everyone ]#[ it's awesome ]#; did i ruin the queue?