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Hello there! I'm Eliza(beth) Potts. You might know my mom as the infamous Mrs. Potts, former cursed teapot or my brother, the infamous prankster. But I'm just not really famous for anything besides drinking too much tea and zoning out with a book. I'm trying to find something I'm good at though, thus the forty extracurriculars. If you have any suggestions, let me know!

[madd-majesty]

“So what type of music do you listen too?”

[harperarendelle]

Okay, so I’ve never watched the show Friends from beginning to end or anything, but I’ve seen different episodes here and there because one of the tv channels shows reruns and honestly I love Phoebe, she makes me laugh a lot. So anyway, I just don’t understand the whole Rachel and Ross ship? Like the other day I was watching some episodes where Joey ended up developing feelings for Rachel and it was actually really…sweet? And adorable! And why don’t more people ship those two together? Do they ever get together? I think I need to actually commit the time to watching it on Crownflix, because the last episode I saw with that whole story arc was Joey confessing his feelings to Rachel and then they were hugging at dinner and it just ENDED! What happens next?! Wait, no, don’t tell me. I don’t want spoilers. But Rachel and Joey, who else is on board that ship with me?

[thelizapotts]

I’m pretty sure no-one “gets” the Ross/Rachel thing in our generation. It’s like a thing. I mean I’m personally in the camp that’s actively thinking she should have ended up with Joey too. Like when he’s holding her when she’s watching Cujo and she asks if he’s scared and he says “I’m terrified”. And how he falls in love with her slowly like he’s just realizing it’s kind of always been there all along and it’s so sweet and tender and I just CAN’T. Like Ross was only ever in love with the idea of Rachel and the fulfillment of his high school dream and possessing her. Joey actually got her and made sense with her and wanted her to be happy even if it wasn’t for him. AND HOW DID THEY SCREW IT UP SO BADLY?

[norahotterton]

Hello, my name is Norah Otterton and I’m addicted to the S’mores Frappuccino from Crownbucks. The first step is admitting you have a problem, right? Because seriously, I’ve had two of these just in one day! You could say it’s pretty lit, fam. Right? Did I use those words right? I’m trying to keep up with the cool kid lingo!

[thelizapotts]

Hello, I’m Eliza Potts and I’m a Double Chocolatey Chip Frappuccino addict. I mean maybe not as much of an addicte because I get the coffee free version because I’m all about that sugar and also I’m definitely not up to two a day. But it’s probably just the shame that keeps me at acceptable levels of Crownbucks consumption. I mean I think lit is something you think is cool? Not something you’re openly admitting is an issue.

[ingridwestergaard]

Okay, so earlier I posted a story on my Insta about me watching Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile, which like, I thought would be no biggie. Most people were sending me fire emojis because of Zac Efron being, you know, Zac Efron, and others were sending me scared faces and telling me they were rooting for me. But then like, I got this one comment that said ‘You look like the kind of girl that would get Ted Bundied’ and I was just like… what does that even mean? Do you guys have any clue? Because I’m seriously at a loss for how that’s a compliment, but also why would anybody be mean to me? It makes no sense.

[thelizapotts]

I’ve never gotten the Zac Efron thing to begin with and him being a serial killer didn’t change my mind. I mean Vanessa Hudgens was way out of his league and Sharpay deserved better than to constantly drool over him! And he’s aged badly IMO. I think what that means is you should figure out who he is from his username and like report him, because that sounds like a thinly veiled threat.

[thelizapotts]

text ✉️ elizzy

Dizzy: TAG YOU'RE IT! It's now your turn to entertain me in class! Lucky you!

Eliza: LMAO my idea of entertainment is talking about books they made into movies badly for an hour straight, Diz. I would liken it to subjecting yourself willingly to torture.

[thelizapotts]

Is there anyone you've thought about kissing in the past 24 hours?

Wow, this is embarrassing. Um, maybe @berniewijanto…just a little.

[berniewijanto]

Is it because my lips look like pillows? Because I nap face down, so they taste like them, too!

[thelizapotts]

Uh, no, I’d actually never noticed the resemblance. I don’t know why exactly. I’m sorry if this is kind of weird and awkward, I’m just not one to wuss out on the whole truth thing because someone asks me a hard question. I used to hate when people did that in like third grade sleepovers.

[thelizapotts]

TEXT || DnD PARTY 🥳🧙‍♂️🧝‍♀️🖖

Lev: HELLO, MY BEAUTIFUL DnD PARTY! I hope you're all having a fantastic day 😊

Lev: I'm just going to come out and say it or else I'll text-ramble and lose you guys before I even get to the point - Spirit Week is coming up and I'd love to do a group costume with you guys! The one that makes the mose sense to me is Fictional Character Day but I'm open to suggestions and of course, if you guys have your own plans, feel free to ignore this! I just figured I'd shoot my shot, you know, see if anyone was down. Let me know!

Love, your DM,

Lev Belrose 👍

Eliza: It's your faithful party cleric reporting for duty. 👋🏻

Eliza: I am 1000% down for a group costume. I love dressing up and I love spirit week and I love you all. And I second the fact that Fictional Character Day makes the most sense. I mean we could always just cosplay as our party, I could definitely find some paint to make myself green if necessary. I'm not against anything though. Except maybe LOTR, I'm sorry I know it's the geek bible but I still don't like it.

[thelizapotts]

text 🃏 celiza

Celia: That metaphor actually works lol yes. I love giving readings especially because not many people ask for them

Eliza: Well, I am officially asking! I'm not scared of what my future holds!

Eliza: Okay, so I am but not THAT scared.

[thelizapotts]

text ✨ chatts

Yzla: I'm wary, admittedly. No Gemini has ever done right by me. And I just said you must have a Virgo rising which means that's what I think you act like.

Eliza: How many Geminis have actually done wrong by you though? And for that matter, I'm sure other signs have done wrong by you too! I don't know, looking at the Gemini characteristics I still feel like they're pretty accurate for me. Gentle, curious, quick to learn seem on par for positive and negative? I'm DEFINITELY nervous and indecisive.

Eliza: What exactly is your sign?

[thelizapotts]

text 😓 meliza

Margaery: Is it weird that I prefer being the big spoon? In theory anyway LOL I don't spend too much of my time cuddling which is a shame because I'd be good at it! And omg why dodge her? Mrs. Potts is lovely! LMAO it wasn't because my mom didn't approve of my purchases; I got to pick out my own clothes from a young age because my mom wanted to give me creative freedom! I was plenty covered in sparkles too lol I just got to pick it all myself. And the best part was then I could surprise her with a little fashion show! GET ONE OF THOSE SEQUIN DRESSES. I'll even buy it for you!

Margaery: WHAT A CUTIE PATOOTIE, HUG HER FOR ME PLEASE. Its not ONLY recipes with avacado, it just has a menu with items that make avacado the star of the dish. LOL if its IS supposed to be sexy, I missed the memo, you're okay! I think it's still just eggplants and peaches that are #ruined by perverts which is a shame because I love both of those foods so much!

Eliza: No, I don't think so. Snuggling is always nice and being in charge is very your style! Mama is lovely but she also has a lot of rules and pep talks and she's always trying to feed me and it can just be...exhausting. Well, you do have more creativity then your siblings with their constant use of blue and yellow. Not that I can say much there given the way Ben usually dresses. Well, we could still make a fashion show happen for charity or something. Maybe to buy kids on the Isle new clothes? Are you crazy?! Where would I even wear it?

Eliza: I AM ALWAYS WILLING TO ACCEPT HORSE HUGS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S BEHALF. Hmmm, I'll try it. Hopefully the avocado is willing to share it's spotlight with some meat somewhere on that menu. Okay, good! I can't risk anymore plant emojis being gross. Well, eggplants and peaches and 🍌🥒🌶🌽🥕🌰 I wouldn't be surprised if there were other gross food emoji uses I just don't know what they are. Don't let the perverts stop you! USE WHATEVER EMOJIS YOU WANT! 💦👅👉👌

[thelizapotts]

text 🐎 ratts

Hadley: I knew she had a chameleon, I just thought he'd be with HER and not riding on her dog. I thought her two pets had some sort of rivalry going on between them! And I also barely have time to breathe with all my different extracurriculars! Blue and green are still colors, I think that's enough to merit your secret being safe with me. WOW, glad you warned me of that beforehand. Not that riding's one of my top talents or anything but I can stay ON a horse. Except for apparently yours that would want to murder me!

Eliza: Animal sidekicks have their own bonds here, it must be different where you come from, I'm guessing? I hadn't heard of any rivalry though. The only sidekick tension I know of is between my Oncles, but they love each other too. So maybe it's that kind of deal? She is not trying to murder anybody! She's just very picky.

[thelizapotts]

text 📚 benliza

Ben: Well then maybe Hans should have had the foresight to ask for his works to be split up by... does he have different eras? Like how one can split an artists career up oftentimes?

Ben: If that ever changes I might die too. Sometimes it's nice to have them sneak a pizza past Lumiere so he doesn't try to feed me something too fancy all the time :-p

Eliza: Well, he was active from about 1812 to the 1870s so he probably could have had periods of his life but why split him up? He's so good, the Danish government actually paid him a stipend for being a "National Treasure" later in his life. How can you have too much of a writer like that?

Eliza: But why have pizza when you can have a cheese souffle? I know, sometimes a person just wants to veg out and eat some buffalo wings without a lecture from my Mama about culinary quality.

[thelizapotts]

text 💪 elsira

Hasira: Off to a great start! Well, it's not like the doctors want you hurt. Okay...is taking dumb quizzes like that really worth your time-

Eliza: No, they just want to make me fill out insurance forms and tell me not to have any fun or hold anything heavy and make me take pills a bunch of times a day. Uh, yes, obviously, they help my anxiety stay down.

[thelizapotts]

text 🌞 noliza

Nova: I don't know, he's got like sad energy to me, but then again everyone seems sad compared to me I guess. Oh. That kind of stuff freaks you out? Life's long and fun and full of all kinds of different stuff you could do. Being trapped into what you're 'supposed' to do from birth sounds boring!

Eliza: Aren't a lot of artists and writers tortured though? I thought that was kind of the norm and crazy fun artists like you were the exception that proves the real. Okay, I'm not saying I want something I'm supposed to do but I'm just saying a sign from the universe about something I'm actually good at could be nice. Just for this part of my life.

[thelizapotts]

text 🔬zoliza

Zoe: I wouldn't know!! I'm more on the engineering side than the science side. But I think if it doesn't go boom then what's so funny about it?? Yeah but no one knowing what you're saying could be the awesome part!!! Nervous? For what??? You're totally smokin, no bacon.

Eliza: Well, I guess things going boom in cartoons IS always funny. I just thought it'd be less so in real life with the whole risk of injury thing. Well, maybe if you wanted to be really sassy towards other people but I tend to just be more verbally awkward and not looking to repeat myself. Thanks even though I don't know what no bacon means? 🥓 But I'm just not ready for the whole sex thing, so I don't really want that kind of attention from other people.

[thelizapotts]

text 🥚 E3

Gaston: Lol I meant how they smell when they start to go bad on the Isle, there's not really somewhere to get rid of the trash when we were already the trash dump :-p But yeah, they taste okay. I don't love mayo like that but like cayenne pepper's a good touch. Have you ever had an egg-white omelette? It'll change your life if you haven't.

Eliza: Throw it into the water? IDK, I guess better not to poison the aquatic life so I take that back. Or are all the fish on the other side of the barrier? I feel like Oncle Lumiere has covered this before but all the political stuff we had to learn in the castle is really boring to me. Or you know what else is good I had on them once? Sweet Habanero sauce and bacon bits. No, but if you're going to make me an omelet that'll change my life then I'm going to warn you ahead of time you're going to need a wholeeeeeeee lotta cheese.

[thelizapotts]

text 😍 pale

Rachel: That's okay, I want to try it anyway! Nothing could ruin regular Dippin' Dots for me and maybe I'd be the one person who loves it so much that I wish I could give it 17 stars instead of just five! I didn't meaaaan to knock them all over, and I promise I left the pyramid even better than I found it... but I think a few bean cans did run away forever. Maybe they just had so much fun rolling away they couldn't stop! Everything has at least a little bit to do with love, it's the best feeling in the whole wide world, I kind of think it's the one that makes the earth so happy it feels like it had to spin around everyday!

Eliza: Well, that's fair because regular Dippin' Dots are amazing, especially the cookie dough flavor and the rainbow ones. What's your favorite normal everyday cereal? Mine is Captain Crunch. Well, that's a good outlook to have even if seventeen stars would be hard to fit on a computer screen in an aesthetically pleasing manner. I know you didn't mean to! And I both am curious and never want to know how you make a baked bean pyramid better. Rolling can be fun, especially when you're going downhill. Well, I think there are feelings that are definitely on-par with love. Isn't that why so much of the world is obsessed with sex? I think that feeling actually comes from being in the sun's orbit.