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Kara (Voice Over): On October 3rd, Lena asked me what day it was.

Lena: Hey, what day is it?

Kara: It’s October 3rd.

#source: mean girls #I HAD TO #supergirl #kara danvers #lena luthor

Cisco: I was jogging. I hate jogging.

Barry: Jogging’s amazing.

Cisco: Jogging’s the worst.

Cisco: I know it keeps you healthy but, God, at what cost?

#source: parks and rec #the flash #barry allen #cisco ramon

Harry: So, what are you kids going to be for Halloween?

Winn: Sad.

Alex: Gay.

Lena: Sexy.

Cisco: Minecraft.

Barry: Also Minecraft.

#source: tumblr #the flash #supergirl #harrison wells #winn schott #alex danvers #lena luthor #cisco ramon #barry allen

Kara: I just ended an almost three year relationship.

Caitlin: Oh, are you okay?

Kara: It’s fine, it wasn’t my relationship.

#source: twitter #supergirl #the flash #kara danvers #caitlin snow

Winn: What? What’s wrong?

Cisco: It’s just adults are boring, and I hate them. I don’t want to buy all this boring adult stuff and become boring adults.

Winn: Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board. But if you think for one second, I’m not gonna get that marshmallow shooter so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest man I know.

Cisco: Shut up, you’re gonna make me cry.

#source: parks and rec #supergirl #the flash #winn schott #cisco ramon

Kara, about Winn and Cisco: Are they flirting?

Barry: I think so.

Winn: We’re not flirting, we’re arguing.

Cisco: We’re flirting

#source: tumblr #the flash #supergirl #cisco ramon #winn schott #kara danvers #barry allen #winn schott jr

Caitlin: ooh, I like your diary.

Cisco: It’s not a diary.

Caitlin: Well, can I read it?

Cisco: No.

Caitlin: Then it’s a diary.

#source: jane the virgin #the flash #caitlin snow #cisco ramon

Lena: If I could nail a celebrity, it would be Kara. She’s the star of my heart.

Kara: Aww. For me, it would be Emma Watson.

#source: how i met your mother #supergirl #kara danvers #lena luthor

Barry: Wally is bleeding! I think he needs a blood transfusion! Quick, what’s his blood type‽

Iris: B positive!

Barry: I’m trying but he’s bleeding to death!!

#source: ???#i found it on incorrectguardiansquotes #the flash #barry allen #wally west #iris west

James: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Winn: I’m sorry. Lightly stabbed?

James: Yes, lightly stabbed.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #supergirl #james olsen #jimmy olsen #winn schott #winn schott jr #kara danvers

Winn: It’s dark, I’m scared.

Cisco: Don’t worry, babe, I got this.

Cisco: *Stomps feet*

Cisco: *Sketchers light up*

#source: meme #the flash #supergirl #winn schott #cisco ramon #winn schott jr

Kara: Tired of people always telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood.’ It’s my severe head injury, not yours. Stay out of it.

#source: vine #supergirl #kara danvers #melissa benoist

Kara: I’m gay as in happy.

Alex: I’m gay as in gay and depressed.

#source: ???#supergirl #kara danvers #alex danvers #melissa benoist #chyler leigh

Therapist: How are you doing?

Wally: Good, how are you?

Therapist: Good. What brings you in today?

Wally: I’m doin real bad, Karen.

#source: tumblr #the flash #wally west #keiynan lonsdale

Mon-El: I never know what to say to people at funerals. I’m terrible.

Kara: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss,” then move on.

*later, at a funeral*