The Lonely Polyamorist

apologies to brady udall

[thelonelypolyamorist]

If anyone’s interested in an anxious attachment style I’m looking to swap.

[untitled12454]

Oh yes! you can have my fearful attachment style.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

Sounds great. Tell me more.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

We are all lonely polyamorists now.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

We never stopped loving each other. We just also started hating each other.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

Why did I have to be born a social animal? Why couldn't I be a solitary one, like somekind of nice lizard?

[thelonelypolyamorist]

No!!! Don't leaaaaaaaaaaave me...

[thelonelypolyamorist]

How is it that this hasn't ended badly yet?

[thelonelypolyamorist]

It's amazing how quickly I can go from the lonely polyamorist to the completely overwhelmed polyamorist and then back to the lonely polyamorist again.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

If anyone's interested in an anxious attachment style I'm looking to swap.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

My god I can't even figure out my own polycule how can they ever United Nations?

[thelonelypolyamorist]

I can't choose you unless I feel free enough to actually make a choice.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

My heart is like a honeycomb. Full of sweetness. And lots of little holes. Also, probably killer bees.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

My dream would be to have like ten partners and be in intensive couples therapy with each of them.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

I remember how you smell.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

I really need someone to talk to about all of my frustration and heartbreak and sad polyamory feelings.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

Life is for losing people.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

Polyamory seemed like a great idea until my partner started dating.

[thelonelypolyamorist]

No, I can't be monogamous for you. I can stop dating others for a while, but I can't change the fact that I'm poly. That would be like trying to change the color of my eyes or the size of my feet.