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18, from Canada, this is my personal blog!! I reblog a whole bunch of (un)funny text posts

[simena]

Vasilii Kotarbinsky (detail)

[thelonelysimmerboy]

just got out of prison! thank you for all 455 for sticking around <3

[oddmeu]

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018) 

[mydeddyalabama]

*gets let down by a man yet again*

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

RECLAIMING MY TIME 

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

This. Is. Drag.

[ritabane]

Every fucking time 🔥🔥🔥

[hexmaniacciaran]

We gave Sasha Velour a crown when there’s talent like this out there? Wow

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

[janestrider]

When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.

[darkestnighthour]

[alexanderdee]

[tsunderetonic]

[captumbleweed-deactivated202505]

Isn’t this the pancake boy?

[tsunderetonic]

No.

[thewickedavatar]

it is absolutely the pancake boy

[tsunderetonic]

proofs?

[thewickedavatar]

BEHOLD!!!!!!

[lifeispopculture]

10 Years Ago Today. Album Of The Century Is Released.

Iconic.

BRITNEY SPEARS

Chris Crocker.

BLACKOUT - 30/10/2007

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[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[l6veletters-deactivated20190725]

hearing boys say “my boyfriend” or girls say “my girlfriend” is so cleansing

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

How to get laid

Step one:

Any questions?

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

When you bring your partner over, make sure you have a romantic set up, example:

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Make them coffee in the morning

[chellodello]

Studies show that people are more open to romance after a good meal. Spoil your paramour with only the most exclusive of cuisines.

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

It’s also very important to shower beforehand too!! Keep yourself smelling fresh for your mate!

[sluttyberfomet]

how to tell you’re a virgin: starter pack

[relatablepicturesofyuugi]

I’d say fight me but my arms are too weak and frail