Rita Mothafuckin' Bane

29. Glendale, Az. She/Her. Habitual smoker. Potty mouth.

[onlinelovewitch-deactivated2024]

[666izmanumber]

CHI CHI FOREVER

[gaypiscesbaby]

cock

[gaypiscesbaby]

you know what?… and balls.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[gatabella]

Sophia Loren at the premiere of More Than a Miracle, 1967

[t4yce]

BLACK PEPPA • drag race uk 4.01 keeping it 100 & ru are you?runways

[man-erg]

tumblr users logging in today to discover the changed nsfw policies

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[kaijuno]

HORNY ON MAIN TIL DECEMBER 17th LADS

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

[gardenvarietygayest-blog]

go ahead dude

[i-am-a-fish]

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

[i-am-a-fish]

so uh what is the thing that the um

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Pancakes?

[i-am-a-fish]

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Oh, my bad.

[i-am-a-fish]

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

[i-am-a-fish]

the um

[i-am-a-fish]

the gays

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Like syrup?

[i-am-a-fish]

No not that it’s uh

[i-am-a-fish]

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

[mevsthhighway]

my god what

[i-am-a-fish]

ga

[i-am-a-fish]

gayple syrup

[trista-la-vista]

wow that was really funny!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

ha ha thank you i know

[ritabane]

@avatarthelastxtinastan

[dicksplit]

[outofcontextpkmn]

[richardalexanderrr]

you must be getting ready to evolve because you had me WEEZING. condragulations, koffing, you are the winner of this week’s challenge

[puncromancer]

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

[sadphonics]

Why does this look like the wild thornberrys

[imadeletingmysocials]

This video implies Ronald McDonald is a species

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

i absolutely hate this

[ritabane]

@avatarthelastxtinastan

[mylangbox]

BIG NEWS

[lizzibennet]

duolingo really out here doin the most

[stalling]

Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:

[tess-mercer]

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[ritabane]

@avatarthelastxtinastan

[mioxenoblade]

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

[crydesire]

..yeah

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

she really is….

[raccoonfagdyke]

Azealia “Bottom Rights!” Banks

[ritabane]

@avatarthelastxtinastan