The Loo and the Shoe

These things are funny to me.

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Stop pressuring me for sex, fake log.

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Dolphin scented, just like you remember.

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The easiest cross-promotion.

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I feel like Liz Lemon when she decided to get all organized. I'm sure this will turn out just as well for me as it did for her.

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McDonald's delivered by Uber is our terrifying future.

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Germany's most popular slot machine.

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The Loo and the Shoe supports this message.

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The Loo and the Shoe supports this message.

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Germany's most popular slot machine.

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There, I fixed it.

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Tonight we feast like kings.

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If you live in Maine, you are legally required to have either a lobster float or a diagram of knots in your house. Preferably both.

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Zombies are just people having strokes.

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I'm not eating something called "stimorol".

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Guess who got limited edition Star Wars cereal on clearance? This guy. (And judging by the fact that this movie came out in 2015, it's a select group.)

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YOU DON'T OWN ME, BOX.

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TLATS is conflicted about this product.