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Take a 🕯️(candle) you need for 2026 and pass it on
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THERE SHOULD BE 48 HOURS A DAY 24 TO LOCK IN AND 24 TO FUJO OUT
doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?
Op is finally getting that doctors appointment
the doctor just called to cancel
bumped into my neighbor who told me about how when she was mowing she found a praying mantis and while pointing it out to a another neighbor ran into a group of 4 men and also asked if they wanted to see and they enthusiastically agree
so, she takes them to see it and notices that these men are almost giddy over this bug so she starts asking questions and turns out they are from various African countries, are scientists travelling on some sort of research grant, and one of them in particular is specialist in insects and they were all just on their way to their Air B&B
like. Imagine you arrive in this foreign country to study its local bugs, you get off the plane and start walking to where you are staying, and some old lady stops you and is all "hey! Come look at our local bug!"
Girls always start dating the most awful man and start saying things like "he's my rock." Yesss girl, and you are Sisyphus. Have fun with that one.
anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years
Like to charge reblog to cast
"the best revenge is living well" ok can i have the second best revenge then? preferably one where he gets hit by a meteor and goes bankrupt?
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by bills and payments
i hear im winning the prize for torturing myself
it could be worse I could be wearing a bra rn
[muttering to myself as I rifle through ancient tomes and scrolls] girl on girl... girl on girl... [getting increasingly agitated] where is it. WHERE IS IT!!! DAMN AND BLAST!!! [throws a dagger across the room, slitting my lackey's throat and embedding in the center of a mural of a lily flower. the flower depresses into the wall, and an unseen mechanism begins to click. the wall opens up, revealing rows of shelves stacked high with dusty old tomes.] [I walk into the room, kicking my lackey's corpse out of the way] [I pick up a book and leaf through it] [it's yaoi]
Absolute cinema
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i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn
you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed
for sure gonna shit the bed tonight
You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not
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I'm so happy acne patches with cute shapes have become normalized. High School me would have killed for something like that. It's the little things that would have made my adolescence just a little bit easier tbh. I'm happy modern kids can feel a bit more secure there
the amazing thing about these patches is not only do they offer kids a tool to not feel so insecure about their acne, but i feel like they've also made all kids less judgmental of acne. with the patches, even though you're hiding the pimple, you're also just embracing it. you're saying "yeah, everyone knows there's a pimple under here, but i don't care, there's a little star over it that'll also help it heal faster". the mindset around acne has shifted so that nobody is really trying to hide anything with concealer or makeup, they're all just accepting that they all have acne. so even when a kid doesn't have a patch, people are less judgmental. because no one's really pretending they're acne-free. it's like totally whatever
ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first
I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"