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Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
official daine visual archive
NASA

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
RMH

Andulka
Keni

shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie

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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
One Nice Bug Per Day

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Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart
educational af
The X one lmaoooo
elemental girl enamel pins
made of air
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made of fire
made of earth
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Robin: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Zoro: My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Nami: It’s called connotations.
Sanji: Try this one on for size: “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned,” or “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Usopp: *covering Chopper’s ears* Great news! Language is now banned.
LE POISSON
HEE HEE HEE HON HON HON
On this day, 28 November 1919, Faye Schulman, photographer and Jewish resistance partisan, was born in Lenin, Poland. In 1942, the Nazis murdered 1850 Jews in the Lenin ghetto, leaving only Faye and 25 others alive, making Faye take and develop photos of the massacre. Covertly she made copies of the photographs for herself. She soon fled and joined the partisan resistance, serving as a fighter and nurse. While on a raid in Lenin with her unit, Faye managed to retrieve her camera equipment, and then began documenting the resistance movement, developing her photos under blankets. “I want people to know that there was resistance. Jews did not go like sheep to the slaughter. I was a photographer. I have pictures. I have proof.” Faye survived the war and currently lives in Canada. For more of our updates, follow us on Instagram: https://ift.tt/2sg2rmj https://ift.tt/2E2v8LE
If all the former Soviet countries were to form a single country again, it would be a Soviet Reunion
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html
If you haven’t seen
The president has long sold himself as a self-made billionaire, but a Times investigation found that he received at least $413 million in to
The Times probably should have waited until after the Kavanaugh coverage slowed down, but then there probably would have just been some other big shit storm stirring up because every day is a hell day full of shit storms in the Trump Presidency, ensuring that every shitty thing he does gets buried in the latest shit storms.
my body deciding what’s gonna hurt for no reason the minute i lay in bed
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, 1989.
70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG
Turn on the sound and watch this raven mimic a human voice. This is Mischief the white-necked raven. These ravens are found throughout eastern and southern Africa, and are common near human habitation. Like all members of the Corvidae family, ravens are extremely intelligent. They use tools to get food if necessary, and can even mimic human speech! (Source)
Okay but that’s not some Gilbert Gottfried ‘RAAAK POLLY WANNA CRACKER’ this raven actually sounds like a person what the fuck
Imagine walking into a forest with a bunch of ravens and they start saying some scary messed up stuff “you’re gonna die” and “no one can hear you”. Then it turns out there was a gruesome murder and the Ravens heard it all.
Thinking back to this fabulous Sunday in Paris when I visited Ladurée along Champs Elysées.
IG: iridessence
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President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.
A. Cake.
This is real life.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY
THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
Omg this is madness
Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations
By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)
Wholesome and badass
The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.
Agreed
So was no one ever gonna mention the fact that Chris Pine voices a Peter Parker in Into the Spider-Verse? Y’all really just let me walk into that movie with no idea Marvel had collected the fourth Chris?
Nick Cage does also
Marvel already had Cage
Not as Spiderman before
True.