CMGB is The Best

My thing is talking shit about stupid white boys who get in the way of lesbian ships

[ivyist]

interviewer: so, about clarke’s future love interest-

eliza:

[whitleyisa-deactivated20181209]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

Coture

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[themacaroniship]

every bethesda game ever

npc: don't go to [location name], it's dangerous

quest log: go to that place

[coffeebuddha]

the most unstoppable force of nature is a cat that’s decided it wants to cuddle with you

[tastefullyoffensive]

She’s so real. [video]

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

[lifeandoldstories]

#ghostbusters #feminism #hollywood #movies

[dead-finks-deactivated20190116]

what adulthood did to my friends

what adulthood did to me

[starlightandtears]

When you hate Kanye, Kim, Katy, AND Taylor and get to watch them destroy each other

[compassionlotion]

i’m yellinggggg

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[hydra-x-grif-deactivated2017061]

Pokemon go teams in a nutshell

[baaras]

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

[laimpia]

[thebootydiaries]

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

[artichokeonthisdick-deactivated]