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Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

captainjonnitkessler

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

darthsuki

With immortality I can finally min-max all of my crafting stats, which is both possible to achieve and healthy to desire

cisthoughtcrime

thegaymertrainer

This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

elodieunderglass

I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

socksolotl

[Transcript:]

Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.

Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean. Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?

Child: It's like... spaghetti.

Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

Child: Yep!

Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?

Child: Yeah!

Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--

[end transcript]

quietly-kelpie

My favorite part of this is that he doesn't show his kid's face. In an era when so many kids are used for funny videos, where their faces are splashed across the internet before they even know what the internet is, it's really refreshing to see people respecting their kids' privacy.

yarrowthewitch

"This crystal is good for such-and-such organ!" oh yeah name 3 of that organ's functions

yarrowthewitch

"This will cleanse your body of toxins" Oh? Which ones? What are their names? Why are they bad for you? What symptoms do they cause?

halibellecter

This is the only good addition to this post

swallowedabug

icantdothisblog

ironwoman359

I feel like tumblr would dig this tiktok

I just weed for the first in weeks and I’m so happy that there’s no more electricity in my legs stinging my joints

Wow tolerance breaks are no joke

#not like I was trying to have a tolerance break though #I am just broke #literally me #brain diary

mean-scarlet-deceiver

to you guys i've been absent for a week. for me i just turned my attention to some other stuff for like two minutes and WHAM

elvensemi

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.

#I am that friend