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The little pout of a Northern Australian spadefoot frog [Notaden melanocephalus] with a beetle on his foot. These stumpy little burrowers secrete a tacky and glue-like substance from their skin when provoked- this may be to confuse predators, although it has also been observed aiding the male toad in amplexus. Image by Etienne Littlefair.

#LOV THE FROG

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hey so since i’ve become totally obsessed with these new fandoms i’m making a new account so it can be my main blog. right now it’s sexy-pants-sharon and i’ll be deleting this one since they’re exactly the same and continuing from there

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reblogging onto my primary blog, which will soon be my old primary blog? idk that’s meta

#not like anY OF YOU ARE LISTENING ANYWAY #lmao i'm not salty #but that's the account where i put wynonna earp and carmilla stuff

bing's out here not doing themself any favors. maybe don't volunteer to translate next time

#also it was a person making a chicken sound effect #so idk where bing got indonesian from

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A short comic about the way we view animals. Vultures are typecast as cowardly scavengers, often seen as a thing of evil, where eagles are seen as a symbol of freedom and courage.

Nevermind that an eagle will willingly eat carrion itself- the most common prey for these birds are things like trout or rabbits or squirrels- hardly a fight for the ages. The vulture however? May have to contend with other scavengers many times its size.

Don’t think that it doesn’t ‘work,’ just because it doesn’t hunt.

This was an experimental page done to test my paneling abilities in inDesign. I like how it works a lot. I just need to figure out some proportions a bit better and set up a template.

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Eagles are also known to steal prey from smaller birds, mostly by bullying them until they drop their food to escape.

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so the perfect symbol of america

#heyyyyy #get it

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someone said that is a comment on how she doesn’t like when people do this and i think that brings up an important point.

when another lgbtq+ person does it: amazing show/movie/book, hilarious, poignant, needs to be consumed

when a straight person recommends something this way: one unnamed character who has three seconds of dialogue and then gets shot horrifically onscreen, or an awful stereotype with an actor who has publicly stated they think gay people are a disease

#notice the difference #so everyone in the notes is super excited #because they know ellen wouldn't steer them wrong #ellen degeneres

i have like one person who ever likes my posts. just unfollow me my dudes

because it kinda sucks to go "oh, fifteen people DIDN'T enjoy this post

#i mean #do your own thing tho #don't let me tell you who to follow or not

to me the height of humor is responding incorrectly to my friends questions about me or my mental health. i don't know why i find it so funny

"are u sure nothing's wrong?"

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"how are you doing?"

yeah! you?

#i'm cracking up #ignore me i'll get over it

hey quick question does anyone know any good ways to deal with pent-up anger?

asking for myself

#whoops #i don't like this

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Netflix’s Stranger Things recreates 80′s movie posters.

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NANCY IS GONNA KILL THE DEMOGORGON CONFIRMED

#go nancy #avenge barb #stranger things #these are dope af #love

i remember watching captain america: civil war and being so confused because there were two female heroes, so now who was my favorite character?

that's when i realized just how screwed up being a girl watching movies is.

#because my favorite character would always end up being the one girl #i couldn't help it #i didn't even know i was doing it #until i had more than one #and it took me until i was well into my teen years before that even happened #the avengers #black widow #scarlet witch #captain america civil war #marvel

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*goes on buzzfeed once*

*gets sexually awakened by hot ginger men*

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The two thumbnail photos show a man with pretty brown hair and a pretty unattractive ginger. I don’t know what their sales pitch is here

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i think it’s “15 Hot Ginger Men Who Will Sexually Awaken You”

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it'll sexually awaken you into realizing how much you like girls

#buzzfeed why

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has the b99 fandom talked about that if u brotp ship Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta, you could theoretically get Peretti aka Chelsea Peretti

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THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL

#i've thought about this but i didn't realize that it actually fits perfectly #b99 #gina linetti #jake peralta #chelsea peretti #brooklyn nine nine

hey you know what sucks?

after seeing how someone treats other people, realizing they went out of their way to be hard on you because they don't like you

#tennis match #thanks coach

it's hard to be not only the family disappointment but also the beacon of wasted potential for all your old teachers and friends' parents too, but i've always known i'd do great things

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Casual reminder that the writers of Leverage toned their research down because real life was that bad.

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fun fact: my dad tried to make me stop watching leverage because he thought it was making me too rebellious to see them challenging authority all the time

-they only take down corrupt authorities

-censorship isn't the best way to show me you aren't a corrupt authority

-viva la revolution

#leverage is a boss show #anyone who wants to say differently can fight me #leverage

i wonder what it's like to be able to hold back tears

#like i just can't stop the tears #i cry so much #because i also cry when i laugh or get angry or feel any emotion past a certain level #it's frustrating #!!!!!!