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jtrocks9

So i played Undertale.

The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.

Anastasia Yarygina

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

thememedaddy

veryluckyclovers

tothechaos

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

tothechaos

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

ominous-signs

This one was taken by my coworker on the way to get lunch

Other coworker: "When I drove by it just said M."

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

iamanewvagina101

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polarity-disturbed

Being able to draw older people as attractive without reducing or erasing the visual signs of aging, and in fact showing that they're attractive because of those signs, is an artistic skill that should be valued so much more. Honestly, it should earn you an immediate fortune because holy fuck is it a rare commodity. There are so many artists who seem to think attractiveness and aging exist in opposition to each other, so they smooth every wrinkle, erase every crease, and de-age the character until they're basically thirty with silver hair. But when an artist can look at crow's feet, smile lines, weathered skin, deep-set wrinkles, and all the little traces of a life well lived and say, "No, that's what makes them beautiful," that's a level of artistic observation and care I wish we celebrated more often.

thriftstoreoddities

It looks so resigned to its fate. I half expect it to go “It’s a living!” followed by laugh-track a la the Flintstones.

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twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

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one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

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and, of course, her son too

loreleywrites

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

dasloddl

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

eepyenbyfox

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.