THE MAJESTIC FRANCOBIRD

Welcome to the eagle's nest. Feel free to step anywhere I haven't shit.

[themajesticfrancobird]

Pro tip: Drill holes into your engine block for increased air intake

[kooli]

vandals in my town lowkey kinda funky doe

[djzachyb]

Free him!

[35-hours]

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/penis-man-arrested-by-tempe-police-over-graffiti-taggings-11431581

'Penis Man' Graffiti Artist Arrested by '25 Heavily Armed SWAT Officers'

"They raided my condo and vehicle ... in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face."

"I just spent the last 24 hours in Tempe and Phoenix police custody for spraying 'Penis Man,'" Shomer wrote. "They raided my condo and vehicle and swarmed my entire complex in west Phoenix with 25 heavily armed SWAT officers, and pointed a silenced assault rifle in my face.

"Anyone with any doubt who the bad guys are here ... be certain it is the City of Tempe, City of Phoenix, and police forces valleywide. There is no excuse for pointing an AR-15 in the face of a non-violent offender."

Shomer added in further posts that he spent a night at Maricopa County's Fourth Avenue Jail following more than five hours in Tempe police custody, during which time he was giving "nothing to eat."

He wrote that he was "told I wouldn't receive medical attention after requesting it, even though it was posted on the wall to ask if desired. I was having a panic attack, cause they put a fucking assault rifle in my face (that's illegal, both denying medical attn, and excessive force)."

Shomer also wrote in his post-arrest screed, "For the record, I hate the institution of the police. But, I do not think every single cop is a bastard. To say they all are, is imo, stooping to their level of profiling. Some of the detectives I met seemed to be genuine penis man fans."

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

we are all penis man

[cyrodiil-burns]

I stand with penis man

[strictlygamee-deactivated201407]

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

[proletariangf]

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The gang infiltrates the nba.

[gaymaul-archive]

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

[airframeextender]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[damnthesegames]

How To Junk Decorate In Fallout 4

I call this technique the 1.5 second make over

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life

[nezu]

german emotions

[nezu]

i literally just reopen this website every once in a while to see if this post hit 100k notes yet

[bortoukali]

[themajesticfrancobird]

He leap

[ruinedchildhood]

[otherwindow]

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

[jellyfishpleaseok]

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

[otherwindow]

[gammywank]

god this is so fucking funny

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

first I was afraid

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

I cannot b r e a t h e

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[toastbutteregg]

What show is this from???

[mrsamericaus]

But can you even imagine the look on Red Skull’s face when Steve returned the Soul Stone?

Natasha, daughter of Ivan

Clint, son of Edith

…….

Steven, son of A BITCH

[meanplastic]

[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[shaydixons]