what a struggle

"Get gay or get out" -C

[girlgrimer]

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

[girlgrimer]

Follow me for more wikipedia ^

[luimnigh]

This is shockingly close to the truth.

Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.

Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.

So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.

[bubba-san]

The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[fairnfaithful]

Complex man w complex emotions such as ”tired” and ”food” and sometimes even ”gun”

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[moringmark]

[dogpuppy]

how it feels to say good morning to strangers while on a walk

[spiribia]

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

[spiribia]

[lassieposting]

hey @spiribia delighted to announce that skunks can do this too

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[blackpyrefly]

[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player

[bruzum]

[plaguedocboi]

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

[plaguedocboi]

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

[plaguedocboi]

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

[plaguedocboi]

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

[plaguedocboi]

Update 2 here is Thee Lobster

[plaguedocboi]

Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[bibleforboys]

[lustcannibalism]

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

[tamamita]

I have been shitting a lot on liberal yanks that I totally forgot about the economic illiteracy of the average centrist/right-wing yank

[jollygreengiantdick]

Lmaoo that idiot wrote a whole post and pinned it at the top of their blog only to not actually define capitalism or show they have any kind of understanding what it actually is in practice. And then some other idiot in the comments tried to claim that being anti-capitalist is antisemitic. You literally can’t make this shit up

[stoptheantisemitism]

Saying anti capitalism = antisemitism is definitely one of the most antisemitic takes I've read on here and this is coming from a blog that constantly deals with Zionazis

[raylangivins]

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?