I am a sea flap flap

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[erikahenningsen]

[berd-alert]

Something I have noticed lol. Not quite sure how David ended up so pathetic in YCCM but he's like that now. Sorry bud, your mystique has worn off and your roots are growing out.

EDIT: YCCM Is @thinkblotted and I's fic! You can read it here

[deliciouskeys]

[goryhorroor]

“horror movies of the 1980s exist at the glorious watershed when special visual effects finally catch up with the gory imaginings of horror fans and movie makers. technical advances in special effects (animatronics, liquid and foam latex) meant the human frame could be distorted to grotesque new dimensions on screen. 1980s horror movies delivered the full colour close-up, look-no-strings-attached, special effect in a way that previous practitioners of the art could only dream about. everything lurking in the shadows in older horror movies was now dragged into the garish light of day. the monsters were finally out of the closet.”

[nongunktional]

it's really embarrassing how much self control i have to exert when you put me in front of a tray of convenient and tender meat like if you put meatballs in front if me the fuckers are gone in milliseconds. same true of roadted brussels sprouts or basically anything that's a nice little dense and textured morsel. i am the hors that d'ouvres

[nongunktional]

do not stand at my plate and snack. that shit's all mine. please give it back. i am the dozen hors that d'ouvre. i am the meatball's gentle curve. i am the cracker's butter crunch. i am a thousand grapes for lunch.

[why-am-i-simping-for-a-train]

[adaricruz]

i love her sm my fave skullector so far 🩸🥡🥢

[gemsandjunk]

The Onion continues to never miss

[theconcealedweapon]

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[theconcealedweapon]

[theconcealedweapon]

[homunculus-argument]

The grim reaper was initially illustrated as doing a mundane, regular job that everyone has seen done - a reaper swings his scythe and the hay falls, just as easy as people fall as death swings. Now many people who have never been to a farm only know the scythe as the weapon of Death personified, and farmers in most places of the world don't even use them anymore.

Imagine Death personified as someone doing a modern regular, mundane job. Imagine thinking "hoo boy, this is it for me. The Grim Bin Man is coming to collect, hauling my sorry soul into the trash compactor of his great eternal garbage truck."

[penny-anna]

Important thing to remember w conversations around atheism is that it can very easily stray into 'let men be masculine' territory. 'let people be religious' ok so you're right, freedom of religion is important, but a lot of society is oriented around religion and there's pretty significant social pressure to be religious and yes there are religious minorities who are under pressure to leave their religion but they're generally being pressured to assimilate into the dominant religion not to stop being religious altogether so all in all I'm not sure who this message is for

[lesbinewren]

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

[lesbinewren]

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

[largishcat]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates