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30s, queer, she/her; tumblr user @wyrmhole DM me i just want to talk. you aren't even using the username

[overflowchute]

THE CRICKET THAT LIVES EXCLUSIVELY ON NEW LAVA FIELDS AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVES THE MOMENT ANY PLANTS SHOW UP. NO ONE HAS EVER SCAVENGED THIS HARD BEFORE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE

[flipchild]

skull + crossbones on a bottle = pirate medicine

[wyrmwhole]

those bastards don't want dobby to have high speed internet access in the afterlife. you would deny that dead elf his pornography??

[wickedsnack]

one of my dwarves successfully killed a bronze colossus, so i asked another dwarf to make a bronze statue of him, hoping the subject matter would relate to the killing of that bronze colossus, but um

instead, the sculptor made a statue of the colossus slayer's wife leaving him

[thesituation]

mean as fuck why is he doing that

[qbc369]

I can't stand it.

[thesituation]

someone has to do something

[fruitsoftheape100]

what should i write on the front of my school binder

Herein You Will Find Various And Numerous And Innumerable Hexes, Curses, Words In The Old Tongue To Cleave A’Twain Friend, Foe, Family Alike. If You So Choose. Money Hates Me, God Hates Me, My Wife Hates Me, My Own Hands Hate Me. But Thats All Beside The Point. The Point Is That My Time Here On Earth Runs Short. Im Not Dying But You All Are. Im A Glass Of Wine. Nothing Beats A Glass Of Wine. When The Kids Arent Home And Your A Mother Theres A Glass Of Wine There. A Glass Coffee Table And I’m A Glass Of Wine. Stressful Day When The Kids And Youre Husband Then Glass Of Wine. Dark Chocolate Indulge. Petty Indulgences. When Youre A Glass Of Wine And Let The Body’s Hit The Floor. When Your Glass Of Wine Is Running Short And You Say Heck What Of It. Why Dont I Have Another. Bartender I Am A Glass Of Wine. Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs. The Bartender Remembers When It Happened. They All Remember When It Happened And If They Knew That You Dont Remember Then They Would Know That Something Is Awry Here Or So They Would Think. Something Would Be Amiss Or Smells Fishy. So Theyre All Relating There Stories Of Where They Were When That Event Happened And The Eyes Move Clockwise About The Room Where We All Share Our Glass Of Wine And Suddenly The Clock Ticks To You And They Ask The Fatal Question That Destroys Your Reputation, The Question You Could Never Answer, The Dead Giveaway: Where Were You When The Bodies Hit The Floor

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[bun0nthemoon]

Rainbow centipede brain rot,,,

[thelightfluxtastic]

[Image ID: Art of an anthro rainbow centipede. She is wearing a black-and white outfit comprised of a choker, a croptop with long sleeves, shorts, striped thigh-high socks, and fluffy boots/shoes. Various items are decorated with hearts. End ID]

[celestialmacros]

Tule Billbug (Sphenophorus australis)

August 16, 2025

John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge, Tinicum, Pennsylvania

[wumblr]

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

[wyrmwhole]

Lord of the ethereal lands where your powerful throne is found, from upon which your redoubtable eyes see all, your holy ears hear all. Hear your children, whom you have loved from the birth of the centuries! Your everlasting majesty shines eternal above the world and in the heavens among the stars. You are elevated among them, O Sparkling Fire, you illuminate and nurture yourself by your own splendour, and inexhaustible streams of light flow from your essence and nourish your infinite spirit. This spirit of yours creates all things, and has made the inexhaustible treasury of matter, pregnant with the countless forms of things with which you filled it in the beginning.

—excerpt of a prayer which the Petit Albert attributes to a salamander, as proof of Porphyry's claim that elemental spirits (that is, sylphs, undines, gnomes, and salamanders) have not only reason but religion; taken from the translation by Paul Summers Young, published by Black Letter Press

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[spiribia]

It makes me cry that possums can carry stuff with their tails. It’s so cute. But if I told a possum that it would probably think i was being condescending

[wyrmwhole]

if i stay focused on hobbies and interests and make sure to never look at or think about my physical, mental, or dental health, or consider any long-term goals i may have once had, it is easy to forget that i am not actually doing well

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[alcrego]