ig: @the_marauders_pjo

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Regulus:

If you ever feel like a failure, remember that our parents got married at some point

Sirius: *wipes a tear* that was truly inspiring

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Sirius:

I get the urge to shake my ass at random times of the day so beware.

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Sirius:

If you slept with someone, then you slept with their sibling, does that mean they indirectly slept together?

Regulus: wHat tHe fVcK

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Regulus:

I am jealous of my phone, it dies

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the black brothers as shit my sister and I say

(She is blackmailing me to do this)

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Marlene: we can go to the beach, get tanned...

Dorcas: *laughs in black skin*

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*school because a little bit stressful*

Lily:

Alright it's time 👰‍♀️

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Dorcas:

Why is it that everytime I try to smile for the camera I look like someone is forcing me to smile using a gun

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Mary:

So yesterday I had a fight with my parenta because they think I make alot of mistakes, so normally I told them 'I am sure you made mistakes too', and my mum said 'yes and you're one of them' :")

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Marlene:

I put the pro in procrastination

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Marauderettes as shit my friends and I say <3

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Sirius:

We can rob a bank and use the money to get therapy

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Remus:

Mama I am about to kill a man

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James *while playing overwatch*:

PICK SOMEONE UR OWN SIZE BITCH.

ACTUALLY NO I CHANGED MY MIND I DON'T WANT TO DIE SORRY.

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James:

Can't I just return to my moms womb till shit sorts itself out? No? Oh- o- okay.

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Remus:

I am this close 🤏 to beating each and everyone one of you of you with a pan

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Sirius:

RIP my grades Ayyye