Infinity War Killed Me

[themarvelart-blog1]

History time, bitches!! The handsome looking fellow on the right is William Hamilton, who was Alexander Hamilton's grandson. This guy had a couple of kids, one of which married a fellow named Harry Wetrich. Those two had a couple of kids, who had a couple of kids- and one of them was a boy named Donald Wetrich.

Now THAT guy, whose cat is hella cute but hella mean, was my grandfather- he's Alexander Hamilton's great great great great grandson. And if you can follow simple logic, that makes ME Alexander Hamilton's great great great great great great granddaughter!

I've known about the relation for a while, but my mom was helping my grandma move out of her house, and they found that old picture of William Hamilton. It makes it a lot more real to be able to connect names with a face.

So now whenever I want to see a picture of one of my old relatives, all I have to do is pull out a ten dollar bill! Now that's pretty fuckin neat!

[themarvelart-blog1]

Currently sitting in the car w the fam n my sis is trying to vape under the radar n I read her a meme n she laughed so hard that smoke exploded from her nose

[themarvelart-blog1]

She played it off as "my stuffed sheep hasn't been washed in 7 years" like it was dust after she bitch slapped her sheep

[themarvelart-blog1]

Currently sitting in the car w the fam n my sis is trying to vape under the radar n I read her a meme n she laughed so hard that smoke exploded from her nose

[dailymarvelheroes]

me:

[themarvelart-blog1]

Somebody introduce Peter to thor!!! Spider boy looks so offended when quill says "not that good looking"

[awesomage]

Gigantic Gummy Pizza Slice

[themarvelart-blog1]

I got diabetes just from looking at this

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[themarvelart-blog1]

Anytime I get these chips I can only ever think about the fact that the two people holding the chips over the dip spells "tit" and I wonder what kind of marketing strategies could be used to exploit this wonderful coincidence

[themarvelart-blog1]

Yooooo I had to take a piss and the toilet seat deadass cracked as soon as I sat down

It wasn't a big crack but nonetheless it cracked and now my self esteem has plummeted even further... didn't think that was possible

[themarvelart-blog1]

Yesterday at work I was clearing someone's table for them and after I was done, he handed me a gift card and went "that's your tip. It has less than a dollar on it." Like literally he handed me a gift card FOR THE RESTAURANT I WORK AT. And told me that it's my tip. I get free shit from this place every day. Oh my God

[themarvelart-blog1]

Tfw it's summer but your brain is still in "Stress and Anxiety Mode" so ur chillin on the couch watching Netflix and ur brain goes "GOTTA DO IT!!! IT'S GONNA BE TOO LATE!!!" and you gotta recover from ur heart attack n then ask ur brain what the fuck it thinks it's doing yelling at u in the middle of June

[themarvelart-blog1]

Activity time!! My school was throwing out a ton of outdated textbooks and such today, and I found this gem of a psychology course guide, which is probably filled with sexism and racism, as it’s from 1962.

I’m gonna dig in and see what sort of memeable bullshit is crammed into this fucker!!

[themarvelart-blog1]

Not off to a great start… the 1960s were wild

[themarvelart-blog1]

Who… who wrote this???

“It was thought to be natural for women to be dominant”

It is, dumbass

“It is strange to us”

Wow okay america

[themarvelart-blog1]

hahAHAHAHA I'm sick of this book, and I've been reading it for like 20 minutes. I was right. Sexist af and racist af

[themarvelart-blog1]

Activity time!! My school was throwing out a ton of outdated textbooks and such today, and I found this gem of a psychology course guide, which is probably filled with sexism and racism, as it’s from 1962.

I’m gonna dig in and see what sort of memeable bullshit is crammed into this fucker!!

[themarvelart-blog1]

Not off to a great start… the 1960s were wild

[themarvelart-blog1]

Who... who wrote this???

"It was thought to be natural for women to be dominant"

It is, dumbass

"It is strange to us"

Wow okay america

[themarvelart-blog1]

Activity time!! My school was throwing out a ton of outdated textbooks and such today, and I found this gem of a psychology course guide, which is probably filled with sexism and racism, as it’s from 1962.

I’m gonna dig in and see what sort of memeable bullshit is crammed into this fucker!!

[themarvelart-blog1]

Not off to a great start... the 1960s were wild

[themarvelart-blog1]

Activity time!! My school was throwing out a ton of outdated textbooks and such today, and I found this gem of a psychology course guide, which is probably filled with sexism and racism, as it's from 1962.

I'm gonna dig in and see what sort of memeable bullshit is crammed into this fucker!!

[themarvelart-blog1]

Weird Shit My Classmates Say

So I go to a massive public school and you won't BELIEVE how much shit I hear just walking in the hallways during passing time. I've been compiling a list of this shit, so here are some of my favorites. Beware... they get weirder the further down you go.

• "Bro... I have like... twelve cents"

• "Oh my god control your coffee"

• "Quick, stage a tragic accident"

• "Math is so violent I'm gonna cry"

• "Someone should shove that kid's horn up his ass"

• "I just neutered someone with my trombone"

• "When do I exit life"

• "literally Riley I will fuck your mother"

• "I'm not saying I'm pro sex in the bushes"

• "You're spice in her life"

• "I love myself. I'm a trumpet, what did you expect? There is no OTP. It is only Andrew."

• "I don't even know any lesbians who are straight!"

• "I'm sorry for being an annoying bitch fucker"

• "Alright, I'm ready to control society"

• "Wyatt, send me the fart song"

• "This place is the dark dreariness of dark dreariness"

• *student napping on the floor in the middle of the hallway* "big mood"

• *watching the news* "Oh no, someone died." "TOO BAD IT WASN'T ME"

• "Wall-E is a cinematic MASTERPIECE."

• "That video made me feel like I was being touched by a 90 year old man"

• "My mom is being arrested for treason"

• "Wait... trains don't have STEERING WHEELS???"

• "I should practice my trombone in the library"

•"I don't want a picture of your condoms"

• "Zucc can suck my cock"

• "Seeing my sister make out with her boyfriend makes my pee-pee real big"

• "God doesn't have a sexuality. He's gay"

• "Gotta squeeze out the cow juice"

• "You're so rarted"

• "You being concerned about looking gay... IS GAY"

• "The sailfish has been clocked at over speeds of FUCK"

• "Chadwick Boseman's voice makes me a little wet"

• "Pokemon go but instead of Pokemon, it's black people"

• "Why rabbits don't have teeth"

• "John McCain is my daddy"

•"Remember that time we went to that blind lady's house to get cocaine"

[newowl-whodis]

Let’s just say it’s dirt, okay? Okay.

[themarvelart-blog1]

Who told you that this is okay bECAUSE IT'S NOT

[myrandomcrushes]

It was…

I wanted to took part the desperation train too

[jicheolsol-lover]

This just made me sad…. imagine Aunt May waiting for Peter to come home from his field trip and panicking bc she doesn’t know what’s happening with the people turning to dust

[themarvelart-blog1]

Imagine how much she'll hate Tony after she finds out that Peter went with him into SPACE (let me just dissolve into tears)