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Masterlist

Personal Yandere Din Djarin Headcannons

Yandere!Din Djarin x Innocent!Reader

More NSFW Din Djarin Headcannons

Yandere!Din Djarin x Earthling!Reader (1)

Yandere!Pirate!Din Djarin x Mer!Reader (1)

Yandere!Pirate!Din Djarin x Mer!Reader (2)

Yandere!Pirate Din Djarin x Mer!Reader Headcanons

Yandere!Din Djarin x Pregnant!Reader

Yandere!Din Djarin x Naive!Reader (1)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Naive!Reader (2)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Naive!Reader (3)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Injured!Reader

Yandere!Din Djarin x Bitter!Reader (1)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Bitter!Reader (2)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Bitter!Reader (3)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Bitter!Reader (4)

Yandere!Din Djarin x Jedi!Reader

Yandere!Din went hunting and you got kidnapped

Yandere!Din Djarin x Sharp but Sweet!Reader

ABO AU Yandere!Din Djarin x Reluctant!Reader

Yandere!Din Djarin x Enthusiast!Reader

Mand’alor!Din Djarin x Naive!Reader

Yandere!Din Djarin x Insecure!Reader

ABO AU Alpha!Din Fights A Challenging Alpha

Married AU Din’s Wife Got Into Trouble

Yandere!Din Djarin x Pregnant!Bounty!Reader

Yandere!Din Djarin x Sick!Pregnant!Reader

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As you can see, there are some asks missing from the lists. I can’t find them, but you can read them on my AO3 acc.

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt

art by @niochemblyat

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

thedevildemon

Yummers or smthin idk

yukon-soul

Homelander girl dad HCs

Father!Homelander x reader

platonic; fluff headcanons

How Homelander would treat you as his daughter if he didn't have Ryan

—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—♡—

godsfavrib

This happened in episode 5 btw u just don’t remember

godsfavrib

My soul is consumed by the vision of his doom

I even had a dream about it and tbh…it was so well written and made so much sense.

Oh and this is based on a Superman comic book panel btw

godsfavrib

Oh Mother, I can feel…

my2t3rry

Patootie in ribbon!

Help the time I spent on this ranks 14 hours, I need some help on consistency LOL

Posted using PostyBirb

godsfavrib

You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything

You get me closer to god

glumshoe

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

gravitygals

why don't u

glumshoe

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

theevenprime

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

glumshoe

why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:

gravitygals

why don't u

glumshoe

because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and it’s so hard to find good pants

theevenprime

I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.

The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.

However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.

And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.

That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.

The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.

cheeseanonioncrisps

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

cheeseanonioncrisps

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

theworldsonlyconsultingtimenby

Grace, beginning to teach the class of children: Hey guys, I’m probably gonna be a shitty teacher and do a fucked up job of teaching you since I haven’t taught in like-

Rocky, pulling Grace’s hands off of the organ: GRACE I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

Hooray! Yay! Dykes!

I'm not seeing any naked adults in that screenshot...

...There's something deeply messed up about how breasts, which are used by our species to feed babies, are considered to be so perverse and obscene that a child should never see them.

alexseanchai

There aren't any naked people in the entire video clip. There's some people that you'd probably see less of their skin on a beach, but only because on a beach they'd probably be wearing a bikini top as well as whatever else they have on. And this is New York City, where toplessness is legal regardless of gender or assigned sex.

vergess

Toplessness for breasts is legal in most places in the US, unlegislated in almost all that remain, and only illegal in two states: Ohio and Tennessee.

This is because topless equality has been a basic push from feminists for literally decades, until Radfems and NeoCons bonded over wanting a trans genocide less than a decade ago.

It's literally why the "no tits on tumblr" and other lesser SESTA/FOSTA consequences* like it were so jarring. It set back FORTY. YEARS. OF PROGRESS in the rights of people with breasts or perceived as women to wear the same clothes as people without.

Do not let conservatives lie to you about this. The majority of people in the us and the VAST majority of States recognize the right of people to not wear a damn shirt. It isn't obscenity, it isn't even nudity, it's just something pericis men are allowed that everyone else isn't.

Y'know.

Basic sexual discrimination.

*Y'all aren't still on that "it was the Apple app store that caused the tit ban" shit, right? It was the literal US federal government. To be fucking clear.

primelinchen-the-second

[ID: a screenshot of a quote tweet. The quote tweet is by Alice Podcasts @AliceAvizandum and reads "I should know better than to give you the engagement but this is beautiful and makes me feel great and I'm glad you're upset and scared." The original tweet is by Savannah Hernandez @sav_says_ and reads "NYC - Hundreds of naked adults are dancing in front of children at the New Yprk City Dyke March. The floaties that many of the children were playing on are supposed to be 'clitorises' per the women who brought them:" Attached is a video, since its a screenshot, only a still is visible. It shows three women, two of them topless. They are all smiling or laughing and one of them looks into the camera and holds up a peace sign. In the top right corner there's a source "Frontlines powered by TPUSA" /End ID]