the guide to a less sucky life.

Shell and Sarah's rules and tips for a great life. You'll be thanking us at some point because we've been through a lot of shit to have to learn most of these. Enjoy my dears! 😘

[darcystarlizzie]

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[psychara-deactivated20190811]

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

[satan-is-salmon-deactivated2017]

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

[dance-hall-dyke-deactivated2019]

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

[desertcryptid]

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

[crhodey]

“I don’t get it, but I love how you love it” is one of the best things anyone can say. My entire family asks questions about comics because they want to share my enthusiasm for them and support me, even though they otherwise wouldn’t pay attention to the industry at all.

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

I get questions all the time about the things i like, weather it is bands or youtubers from my mom, but when I go over to my dads it is so obvious that he does not understand or know why I like it but it makes me happy knowing that he tries. 

[fencehopping]

[031793]

Mirror created from actuating black and white fur pom poms.

[themaslowsisters]

me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird

[themaslowsisters]

"i want sushi"

"i could wrap seaweed around my dick"

[whoopsrobots]

Consent is like a traffic light.

When they say ‘stop’, you stop.

When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.

When they say ‘go’, you go.

And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.

For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.

MY truck.

I will run you over.

[biphoenix]

STITCH WAS EXPERIMENT 626

today is 6/26

coincidence? I think not

[toast-potent]

stitch is the reason gay marriage is legal confirmed

[biphoenix]

stitch legalized gay marriage pass it on

[phasered]

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

[opposite-directions]

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

[thisiseverydayracism]

Wait hold on.

I’m hispanic and I live in a wealthy neighborhood. My mother is an international business woman, has her own cooperation in 5 different countries, and makes more than $500,000 per year. In middle school, we moved into this gated subdivision, and the houses in the area are mostly valued more than $700,000. When we moved into our new house, everyday I would go get the mail, and there would always be a $1 bill placed inside. I thought someone might have mistakenly put that in our mailbox. Everyday the dollar bill was placed there, and it clearly meant something. It was message saying it was uncommon for a hispanic family to be able to pay for living in the subdivision. That was the first incident of racism I experienced. The second was when my mother put me into a private catholic school in the town we moved into. The school was mostly caucasian, and I was probably the only hispanic in my grade. One day a boy was talking about how his room was always dirty, and then turned to me and said, “ Hey! Can your mom come clean my room, she’s, like really good at cleaning, right?” So I turned to the boy and said, “ She doesn’t even clean our house, its too big. But we have these 2 white ladies who come clean it every weekend. If your mom needs a job, she can come join them. They never finish on time.“ 

[njborn95]

Destroyed

[hannaaurora]

It was probably nothing but it felt like the world.

Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)

[yesimastupidbitch]

[slaglady]

when i was acting crazy but he finally texts me back

[sannao75]

[departured]

my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

[retiredjesus]

i’d make u grilled cheese at 2 am

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.

and frankly, i’m a bit offended.

AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 

WELL FUCK YOU 

MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

[takobye-blog]

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

[brandnewsoulxx-deactivated20201]

I actually think about this a lot and I get really worried like what if one of my best friends REALLY WAS my grandchild like my advice for anything for the last year and a half has been “suck his dick” that is not the kind of grandma I want to be

[themaslowsisters]

brain: remember kyle xy

me: i didn't even watch that show, but yeah

brain: yeah

me: why'd you remind me of it

brain: yeah