Hellblazer

Comic & Show based John Constantine AP.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

❝ you do what you have t’ do. it’s what most people do – not to lump us in with the rest of the world, but: you get my point. at least you had a choice. my family decided, b’fore i was even born, that this was gonna be my life. an’ now? i dunno how t’ do anythin’ else. ❞  too fucked up goes without saying.

❝ ------ oh, i had MORE than a choice : started this litt’ bit o’ magic years ago, an’ got inta’ a few fuck ups. ❞  more than he could count honestly,  ❝ an’ then i made a little MISTAKE ----- kid no more than TEN summoned a demon an’ like the FOOL I was? I summoned a STRONGER one. ❞ and the rest was history.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

❝ ‘not really carin’,’ now that’s a lie; otherwise y’ wouldn’t do what you do an’ save the world from whatever supernatural, paranormal, X-Files type bullshit it’s stepped in this week. Y’d go off an’ find your happily ever after, if y’ didn’t care. ❞ She may or may not be speaking from experience.

❝ ------ yea’ lov, wha’ever ya say. ❞ there was a roll of his eyes, ❝ see, the way i see it, i’m playin’ my hand before i’m finally pulled down ta’ hell thank’s ta’ a friend of mine. see, i don’t really save da’ world. i do what’s needed, an’ i save a few little people an’ keep my nose clean. ❞       

[lauriestrode]

favorite comic character meme: [1/1] favorite character, john constantine. “john constantine, you have been found guilty of first degree cold hearted bastardy.” 

[themasterofthedarkarts]

   ❝ I’m supposed to have a problem with that? After all, Trump lives there. Y’ could’a saved us a shitload o’ trouble. ❞ 

❝ ------ could have, bu’ don’t think that would have ‘elped matters. not really carin’ an’.... not really a citizen of anywhere. so..... could be worse. could be lucifer himself in the bast-.... never mind. ❞

[themasterofthedarkarts]

In John’s MAIN verse… him and Nergal are on GOOD terms  ( mainly due to Nergal wanting to stay on Mephistopheles good side ) and while they don’t LIKE each other? They still can ‘work together’ and not try to kill one another.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

John: I want to scratch a hellhound behind their ears..

Me;...............

John: WHAT??? DOn’t look at me like that!

[themasterofthedarkarts]

❝ ---- first OFF, i only RISKED all the souls in the state of NEW YORK once. no’ three fuckin’ TIMES. ❞ 

/// @popcultureliedtoyou

[themasterofthedarkarts]

❝ --------- all i could use righ’ now is a few DRINKS an’ smokes, bu’ getting my pack outta my pocket is EFFORT I don’t have. ❞

// @lucyxwestenra

[themasterofthedarkarts]

You can like this for a short starter that will be done... eventually.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

.... Demon John is so fucking hot.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

Me; do you have it on your bio that John actually WALKED astra through the gates of hell like in the comics??

Also me: ...... I actually have to read this fucking bio now don’t I? 

John; Yes.

[laviejaguardia]

Hellblazer art I loved [266/?]

[themasterofthedarkarts]

I can’t believe my coding on this blog is almost a year old, but it’s still fucking on point.

[themasterofthedarkarts]

❝ ----- i’m not sayin’ i would have KILLED jasper’s daughter ta’ get one soul back from HELL, bu’ i would have... with-in an INSTANT. ❞

[themasterofthedarkarts]

guardiancfmidgard:

“Both, otherwise I would not seek out the likes of you for assistance.”

❝ good ta’ know i’m so HIGH on your list --- let me guess, ya couldn’t get ANYONE else  that was safer?  ❞

[themasterofthedarkarts]

               “does distance not make the heart grow fonder, john?”

            ❝ -------- only on day’s of the week that end with the letter ‘ y ‘.❞

[themasterofthedarkarts]

                      Look out, HEAVEN,                                            look out, HELL,                                                           JOHNNY CONSTANTINE’S                                                                                             back on the beat.