All Aboard the Sexy Train

Sup guys'n girls. Name's Max. I'm gender fluid, open minded person, so what ever pronouns you're comfortable with, go for it. (Though Male is preferable) Highschool Graduate, 18, a waiter at a restaurant called Wasabi, and pretty chill with just about anything. This is a fandom blog, consisting of Supernatural, Star Trek, Primeval, Welcome to Night Vale, Loki and just a whole bunch of other shit that I like. And if you're wondering, nope, M'not single. My favorite foods include coffee ice cream with butterscotch sauce, and chocolate covered coffee beans. I also like tea. Tea is good.

[themaxxyface]

period sex is some of the best sex i’ve ever had tbh. 

[themaxxyface]

When the dominos tracker says they left the store with your order at 12:01 and you live 5 minutes away from the store, 12:21 rolls around and they still haven’t shown up D:

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

[therealopheliatagloff-deactivat]

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

[mrv3000]

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

[timetraveleroftheuniverse]

Avengers Team Exercise: Assemble (ikea furniture)

[archofimagine]

So Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak have been dating for two years. They met at a wine bar (”BAR, CAS! IT WAS JUST A BAR!” “They exclusively sell wine, Dean.”) after each suffering horribly bad days at work. The alcohol and easy companionship made it easy for them both to forget what drove them to drinking that night.

After eight months, they moved in together. It was crazy and spontaneous but Dean’s lease was up and it just worked.

They’re approaching their two year anniversary when Castiel looks up from his morning coffee and stares at Dean. “You know, I don’t like your last name.”

Dean, never a fan of Cas’ early-morning-philosophical-brain, rolls his eyes and continues to check Facebook on his phone while eating breakfast. “What’s wrong with my last name?”

“It doesn’t suit you.” He deposits his empty coffee cup in the sink. “I think you should change it.”

That makes Dean look up. “Change it? To what?”

“Novak,” Castiel answers, before turning and walking towards their bedroom.

Novak? Dean frowns in confusion. Why would Castiel want him to… “Novak?” It hits him like a brick to the head. “Did you just… did you just propose?!” Castiel continues walking as Dean drops his phone on the table. “Don’t just walk away! Cas!” He stands up to follow his boyfriend. “Are you smirking? Come back here!”

[pbbbbtht-deactivated20140128]

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

[krys23]

[revengeofthemudbutt-deactivated]

This show is gold.

[amusementforme]

wow this is the first time in months i’ve actually seen the real post instead of the dialogue posted on screencaps of other shows

[budgiebabies]

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

[sorryimessedupagain]

I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.

we are not who you think we are.

the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes

the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings

the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul

the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart

the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep

the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking

the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful

the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs

the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies

the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth

the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied

the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals

we are not who you think we are.

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

*slams reblog button*

[jensennjared]

piercings, tattoos, makeup and hairstyle do not affect a person’s ability to learn and flourish in education. stop preventing children from expressing their identities, and pressuring them to look a certain way. 

[wh0kn0ws12]

100% for this.

[bowlljob]

take this to country leaders

[sassy-chaos-deactivated20150418]

To all you experimenting drugs users out there

Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.

Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.

Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.

[xavierozbourne420]

Please

[sativa-madness-deactivated20150]

THISSSSSS

[nickty-night-strickty-strike]

also stay way from Molly and ecstasy. they are drugs found usually at raves and clubs and when taken cause the “happiness receptors” in your brain to be destroyed and can never be fixed meaning you will never feel happy again unless you take the drug again, which leads to dependence and overdose. these drugs also cause hyperthermia which causes your body to heat up at an alarming rate. seriously stay away from these.

[lilli-of-death-valley-deactivat]

We need more of these posts, educating us that not all drugs are harmful. We need more posts that give us information on safe environments for drug users, and what to do if something does go wrong. We need to be told how to safely do these drugs. Telling someone not to do drugs will just harm them more. I’d rather know how to do a certain drug safely than be oblivious and be severely harmed.

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[arachncphcbia-deactivated202202]

If someone is wearing makeup in the pool, don’t deliberately splash them. If someone has done their hair nicely, don’t mess it up. If someone in a t-shirt has scars on their arms, don’t ask them about it. If someone doesn’t want to get in the water, don’t push them. If someone still wants to wear jeans, don’t laugh at them for it. If someone has sweat patches, don’t point them out. If someone’s chest is obviously prominent, don’t stare. If you can see someone’s underwear/ binder, don’t comment on it. If someone is blatantly covering something up, don’t try to reveal it.

Not everyone can feel totally comfortable with the fact it’s Summer, don’t make them feel worse.

[kaleidoscopecatiii]

My boyfriend just reblogged a, “reblog if you don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend” 

For many this would be distressing. 

For me, as a genderqueer person who is not his boyfriend or girlfriend, it cracked me up. 

[vampiregerard]

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

[cl-hilbert]

A Tasting Menu of Female Representation:

The Bechdel:

two or more women talking to each other about something other than a man

The Mako Mori:

at least one female character with her own narrative arc that is not about supporting a man’s story

The Sexy Lamp:

a female character that cannot be removed from the plot and replaced with a sexy lamp without destroying the story.

Chef’s Specials:

The Anti-Freeze:

no woman assaulted, injured or killed to further the story of another character.

The “Strength is Relative”:

complex women defined by solid characterization rather than a handful of underdeveloped masculine-coded stereotypes.

[priscellie]

[haveyouevertriedtofuckabox]

!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!

In episode 10 of season 3 of oitnb there are two rape scenes, both near the end so be careful my friends

[alternativeblkgal]

only kind of spoilers I’ll accept.

[jse-egopocalypse]

Reading Your Comments #64 (x)

And the thing is…I only have 1 in a over 5 million chance to talk to Jack which is kind of impossible…