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Meditations in an Emergency, Cameron Awkward-Rich
did anyone see what happened w johnny depp fans accidentally digging up dirt on him
yknow, just the usual
exfoliator but for my brain so I can scrub out the trauma
ahhh im so in love with this blog!! could i request some friendships between a enfp and isfj please?
CHALLENGING OPPOSITES
ISFJs present some of the most potential for personality clash and conflict with the ENFP, but also the best opportunities for growth. Because people of these types have fundamentally different values and motivations from the ENFP’s, initially, it may seem impossible to relate. But because they are so different, their strengths are the ENFP’s weaknesses, and if they are able to develop a relationship, they can learn a tremendous amount from each other. [Truity]
Animation
Bolin [ENFP] + Opal [ISFJ], Avatar: Legend of KorraChip [ENFP] + Mrs. Potts [ISFJ], Disney’s Beauty and the BeastNemo [ENFP] + Marlin [ISFJ], Pixar’s Finding NemoNaruto [ENFP] + Hinata [ISFJ], Naruto ShippudenJane Porter [ENFP] + Tarzan [ISFJ], Disney’s TarzanJudy Hopps [ENFP] + Bellwether [ISFJ], Disney’s Zootopia
Cinema
Chairman [ENFP] + Mameha [ISFJ], Memoirs of a GeishaKirk [ENFP] + Bones [ISFJ], Star Trek (2009)
DC: New 52
Dick Grayson [ENFP] + Alfred Pennyworth [ISFJ]
Literature
King Arthur [ENFP] + Gwenhwyfar [ISFJ], The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley
TV Series
Gob Bluth [ENFP] + Michael Bluth [ISFJ], Arrested DevelopmentRay Palmer [ENFP] + Felicity Smoak [ISFJ], DC TV UniverseBarry Allen [ENFP] + Felicity Smoak [ISFJ], DC TV UniverseBarry Allen [ENFP] + Detective Joe West [ISFJ], DC TV UniverseEleventh Doctor [ENFP] + Rory Williams [ISFJ], Doctor WhoTroy Barnes [ENFP] + Shirley Bennett [ISFJ], CommunityLorelai Gilmore [ENFP] + Rory Gilmore [ISFJ], Gilmore GirlsTaco [ENFP] + Kevin [ISFJ], The LeagueTom Haverford [ENFP] + Ann Perkins [ISFJ], Parks and RecreationGeordi La Forge [ENFP] + Worf [ISFJ], Star Trek: The Next GenerationFez [ENFP] + Kitty Forman [ISFJ], That ‘70s ShowDorothy [ENFP] + Tin Man [ISFJ], The Wiz!
can an ISFJ and ENFP be a good couple
Oh yes, definitely! (Honestly, any type can be a “good couple”, just takes lots of dedication and communication!) SFJs and NFPs in particular were found to have the highest rate of satisfaction out of all the other type combinations, so this one could most likely work very well! ♡
ISFJs and ENFPs have only once preference in common, but it is an important one that often gives them a strong emotional connection. Sympathetic, caring and sensitive to each other’s needs, ISFJs and ENFPs value harmony and mutual support. They tend to care deeply about other people and enjoy being of service to them.
ISFJs find ENFPs outgoing, enthusiastic, charming and clever, if somewhat unpredictable. ENFPs are often attracted to ISFJs’ gentleness, quiet energy and their thoughtfulness. They admire their partners’ thoroughness and integrity, and find their stability a calming influence. ISFJs like working quietly behind the scenes to make sure people get what they need, while ENFPs love dreaming up new and creative activities, and getting people excited about them.
ISFJs help their partners become more successful by making them aware of important issues that need to be considered and by helping them complete tasks. ENFPs help their partners see possibilities, experience new people and things, challenge themselves and enjoy life more. When these couples are able to harness their different strengths while working together on a project, they can be very effective.
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Onision is what happens when an incel gets laid.
as an infp with bpd
o o f i feel this
its a Fi dom thing, so it goes for both INFPs and ISFPs. in fact, im 99.9% sure that laineybot is an ISFP, not an INFP.
(shitpost) mbti types simplified
ESTP “dude watch this”
ESFJ “thank you so much for inviting me! do you need help setting up? would you like me to bring anything?”
ISTJ “here’s the schedule for this week”
ESTJ “here’s the schedule for this week fuck you”
ESFP “gonna be honest here, i’m pretty fuckin mad”
ISFJ “i am definitely NOT mad shut up”
INTP “well um actually–”
ENTP “agree to disagree? ahh sike”
ISTP “would you like to hear about my technical knowledge in excruciating detail”
INTJ “i’m an idea person. i make plans. i could solve world hunger. if i felt like it.”
ISFP “nono whatever you want it’s * * * chill * * * ”
ENFP “sorry what was the question i forgot”
INFP “well i mean if you think about it the nazis could have some redeeming points, all ideologies are valid”
INFJ “hi, i’m 23, i take 3 different meds, and i’m a 4 on the enneagram nice to meet you”
ENFJ “if it’s for the ~ ~ greater good ~ ~ …”
ENTJ “if you respect me, i respect you. by the way you’d get more sales if your ideas weren’t shit”
This is not Ni
High Ni users don’t guess things. If you feel you have high Ni because you take guesses based on your awesome intuition (and end up being right), it is most likely not your dominant function. Taking a guess is risky and Ni-doms are usually frightened by the unsafe. High Ni is based on a complex method of gaining and analyzing information that, indeed, is hard to explain, but is not magical. The best ones I’ve seen having classical intuition are sensors, especially Se users: their high Se perceives clues and their low Ni draws conclusions. Also, if you focus on one most likely outcome because “you just know”, without eliminating all the others you could think of, you’re not Ni-dom. If you are very rigid about your conclusions, you’re not Ni-dom (or you’re very unhealthy). High healthy Ni is all about progression, and that means changing an opinion or idea once new facts emerged. (And this is right for Si too: all healthy Si users I know will take time to process new informations and change their mind if needed. It’s tiring to see them depicted as stuck in their one way of thinking.) About the hunches and “aha” moments… It happens to Ni-doms, but not without them having already thought or heard about a subject. We don’t magically blurt out conclusions: they come after we thought about something and “let it cool down”, or if we have knowledge about something similar and we made fast links between the subjects.
Functions definitions
Ni: Told you so
Fe: Awwwww
Se: ooh shiny
Ti: Everyone's dumb but me
Ne: what if...
Fi: I know what's important
Si: this reminds me of...
Te: Just Do as I say, bitch
INFJ's thought process when deeply hurt
Fe: *is a crying little girl*
Ni: *pictures a sinking ship in a dark night with no help*
Se: *overeats, oversleeps, binge watches favorite show*
Ti: GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER GUYS... ITS OKAY! ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD! Look Se its a beautiful day outside lets go out
Se: nah fam, Im just gonna masturbate
Ti: jesus christ.. Look Fe please stop feeling sorry for us its okay ..we're okay.. c'mon now ..we are loved by many people.
Fe: *crying*...really?
Ti: YES!!
Fe: *wipes tears* okay. *Fe goes to sleep*.
Ti: Thank God, now i can take over this shit.
INFJ: becomes a fucking robot with no emotions
Functions as “People are…”
Complaints edition (or something)
Please note that this could be somewhat stereotypical.
Ni: “People are shallow.”
Ne: “People are closeminded.”
Si: “People are forgetful.”
Se: “People are complicating life.”
Fi: “People are fake.”
Fe: “People are rude.”
Ti: “People are ignorant.”
Te: “People are illogical.”
Misconceptions about INFJ type
EMOTIONAL ™, people believe that because we are a feeling type we wear our feelings in our sleeves and I’m sorry to say this but that it’s the biggest bullshit EVER.
Tertiary Ti makes a wonderful job at detaching us from our feelings, we rationalize them, desperately trying to understand why the fuck we are behaving this way (and that’s when we realize something is wrong with us because sometimes we just go on a Se grip without any actual processing of our mental health). And don’t even get me started when we’re on a Ni-Ti loop, that’s basically Robot Mode ON. Seriously, it’s scary how detached we can become (birth place of the famous Door Slam). In this loop we can be huge assholes, so be aware, you have been warned.
It’s easy for us to understand everyone’s emotions, we almost absorb them (empath thing) but for some reason we can’t properly comprehend ours. It can take a lot of time to see the roots of our moodiness. Plus the fact that those emotions may not even belong to us from the first place so we need to figure out if it come from within or is from someone else and then, finally, begin to reason why. So as you can see Infjs can be very cold, and that’s why many people that actually are infj believe they are intj especially if they don’t have a well developed Fe (a.k.a Ni-Ti loop, which can cause, in extreme use, depression).
I agree. I have an infj best friend and he is so sarcastic like almost as much as me, the intj. Honestly tho, the probability of an infj and intj meeting each other is insane, but its great. Everyone get an infj friend.
What functions are and what they're not
SUBMITTED by Steve
Introverted Sensing
What it’s not: Memory, traditions, conservatism, obsession over details
What it is: Subjective impressions of sensory data and experiences, archived away so it can be used for future references
Extroverted Sensing
What it’s not: Athleticism, pleasure/thrill-seeking, disregard for consequences
What it is: Seeing things as they are first hand and reacting to them accordingly in the moment
Introverted Intuition
What it’s not: 6th sense, esoteric powers and obsession over personal goals
What it is: searching for the implication of things, getting to the bottom line and synthesizing an idea that hasn’t been concretely proven yet, whether it is right or wrong.
Extroverted Intuition
What it’s not: Mental hyperactivity, flight of ideas and flakiness. Arguing different points of view just to be rattle people or being unique.
What it is: Exploring the different facets of reality, wanting to find different ways of interpreting data.
Introverted Feeling
What it’s not: Repressing emotions so that no one can see them. Being deep and mysterious for the sake of being deep and mysterious.
What it is: Analyzing and acting on data according to one’s own personal feeling tone to it. Making personal sense of everything.
Extroverted Feeling
What it’s not: Having emotions worn on their sleeves, abiding by social protocol even if it doesn’t want to
What it is: Tapping into and adapting to the emotional atmosphere, considering the impact of one’s actions on others
Introverted Thinking
What it’s not: Analyzing everything, being ruthlessly honest about one’s opinions because people’s emotions don’t matter
What it is: Analyzing and acting on data according to one’s own personal logical tone to it. Mentally taking apart things to make impersonal sense of it.
Extroverted Thinking
What it’s not: Being a leader, wanting to control and getting things done at the expense of one and other’s feelings
What it is: Acting on what makes logical sense to oneself and others, arguing for rationality over emotions
Imagine...
Inside Out but instead of emotions, cognitive funtions.
Hi! 😊 Do you have any advice on how to figure out someone's type?? I've been crushing on this guy or a while and I'm really curious to find out his type, but idk if he would think that I'm nosy if I ask him to take a test, and I can't ask him directly because he's never heard of mbti before thx and have a nice dayy ❤
To be fair, I ask all my friends to take the test. But, when I need to type people this is more of less what I do:
1. Fill in what you know/have picked up on already. Sometimes you can tell that someone is a thinking type because they have expressed that being logical is important to them(very stereotypical example, but you get the idea).
2. Make an educated guess as to what their first and last letters are
ExxPs are usually spontaneous, impulsive, and outspoken
ExxJs are usually decisive, helpful, and grounded
IxxPs are usually creative, quiet, and flexible
IxxJs are usually reserved, logical, and motivated
3. Figure out their judging function
ExxPs are either Ti or Fi auxiliary
ExxJs are either Te or Fe dominant
IxxPs are either Fi or Ti dominant
IxxJs are either Fe or Te auxiliary
High Ti users are usually analytical, logical, and perfectionist
High Fi users are usually moral, optimistic, and sensitive
High Fe users are usually helpful, selfless, and organized
High Te users are usually efficient, objective, and fair
*Note: look up any functions you don’t understand or want more information on. There are a lot more complex and thorough explanations out there than what I am doing.*
**Other Note: if you don’t think that the person uses either of the 2 functions listed, you might want to go back to step 2. Cognitive functions are most important.**
4. Figure out their perceiving function
ExxPs are either Se or Ne dominant
ExxJs are either Si or Ni auxiliary
IxxPs are either Ne or Se auxiliary
IxxJs are either Ni or Si dominant
High Se users are usually focused on the present, impulsive, and graceful
High Ne users are usually open-minded, creative, and good with words
High Ni users are usually independent, strategic, and innovative
High Si users are usually down-to-earth, responsible, and practical
5. Put everything together. Use your answer to the first question, and fill in either an S or N for the first x, and F or T for the second x based on the cognitive functions you think the person uses.
6. Review the type that you have selected and see what lines up with the person and what doesn’t. If most things you see about this type align with what you already know about the person, chances are you have their correct type. If it’s slightly off, you might be as well. But it’s all a work in progress.
7. Celebrate. Also, I would love feedback on how accurate you think this is and what I should change.
- INFP Mod
I’ve been wanting something like this just to be able to type everyone
Each enneagram subtype in a nutshell
Based in feedback, I’ve decided to make this post based on my previous one on tritypes.
If you want to read the serious version, click here.
Enneagram 1:
Sp: “Is that… a typo … in my paper?! Oh my gad no no no no no!” *sends professor an apologetic e-mail although the paper was only a draft*
Sx: “Hey, you were supposed to be at my party five minutes ago. This simply isn’t good enough. Next time, you have to set an alarm so you’ll be here in time. And did you shower before you got here? Your hair is greasy. Shampoo is a thing, you know.”
So: “Eating meat is murder. You should really be a vegetarian, like ME.” *really emphasizes me* … *two minutes later* “… What?! What are you saying, you are not a feminist?!…” *cycle repeats with different concepts*
Enneagram 2:
Sp: *at a party late at night* “Wanna go to my place and check out my Pokémon card collection? Wink wink” *actually shows the other person their Pokémon card collection when they get there*
Sx: “Wait, so you are telling me this guy likes me, and that guy likes me? Well, then they should fight over me, of course! *watches from afar with a smug smile as these two guys tear each other apart*
So: “Is there anything you need? A blanket? A hug? A cup of tea? No? PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN BE OF SERVICE!”
Enneagram 3:
Sp: “If I can live my life without bragging about my achievements, you can live your life without bragging about your achievements. Idiot.”
Sx: *meets friends at pub* “Hey, guys! Eyes over here! Guess what, I was in the newspaper today!” *hands out a laminated copy of the article to each person in the group*
So: *on a date* “Well, that’s enough about you, let’s talk more about me now!” *explains how they’re gonna be famous and the power of ~dreams~*
Enneagram 4:
Sp: “No no, I’m fine, it’s just a dislocated knee cap. No, I swear, I can barely feel anything.” *laughs desperately* “No, these aren’t real tears. I swear, I can walk it off no prob!”
Sx: *meeting someone for the first time after chatting online* “Man, you are taller than me. Now I wanna cut off your head so I’m the tall one.” *pretends it’s a joke but is dead serious*
So: “Oh man. I’m so thirsty. If only that glass of water was a little bit closer to me.” *somebody finally hands over the glass after ten minutes of sighing* “Oh maaaan, now I’m not thirsty anymore. I’ll never be happy.” *sigh*
Enneagram 5
Sp: *may or may not be preparing for a zombie apocalypse, emerging from their man cave after ten days* “Well fuck, the sun is up. Better stay inside.”
Sx: “OMG, I’ve been playing this video game for the past three months, it’s really great! Yeah, I know the only thing you do is herd sheep, but it’s really fun! NO, you GOTTA try it! PLAY WITH ME PLZ, I’ve been so alone!”
So: “No no, you guys just talk. I’ll just sit here and play on my 3DS. It’s fine, really, I can just listen, that’s okey.” *quietly observes everyone for three hours and is the last one to leave*
Enneagram 6
Sp: “Shit, what if my savings won’t cover my hypothetical car accident when I’m traveling next summer!” *frantically saves more money for next year’s summer vacation to the neighboring town*
Sx: “Is that…. A challenge?! HOLD MAH PURSE, IMMA BEAT THIS FUCKER TO DAH GROUND.” *on the inside: “please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me, please don’t kill me” *
So: “See, here is the deal. I’m the high school jock, and you’re a nerd! So, get out of my way and know your place in this world, loser!” *also works the other way around* “I’m just a nerd, better stay away from that jock over there. He’s so cool. Wish he thought I was cool like him.”
Enneagram 7
Sp: “So this is where the party’s at?! I hope it’s okey I brought like twelve of my best friends … Whooooo partaay” *is shit drunk 10 minutes later in a stranger’s apartment*
Sx: *during an exchange student program* “OMG I’ve lived in this country for two days now! I GOTTA MOVE NOW! Hmm… let’s see, where have I not lived yet? Uzbekistan seems fun!”
So: *totally wants the last piece of the cake* “No no, you take the rest, I don’t even want it. No no, just take it, it’s fine, I’m fine, this is fine, it’s all good, we’re fine here. JUST TAKE THE GODDAMN CAKE!”
Enneagram 8
Sp: “Hey, you are my person broh! I’ll help you beat up that mean old lady across the hall. Hey, it’s no prob man, that’s what dude-bros are for.”
Sx: “I swear to god, if you ask me to move this couch one more time, I’ll rip out your vocal cords. I don’t care if it blocks the door to your room, this is where I sit and watch Netflix!”
So: *saves an old lady from drowning* The old lady: “omg, thank you so much, how can I ever repay you?” *so 8 just leaves, whispering to self*: “Another day is saved by the amazing Falcon Boy!” *whistles self-made theme song*
Enneagram 9
Sp: “Hey, I’m in the middle of my 18 hour South Park marathon here, please just - do not disturb me please. Oh, and, could you get me another beer plz?” *puppy eyes because they really don’t wanna get off the couch*
Sx: “No no no, I’ll do whatever you wanna do. No, I swear, I’ll do literally whatever, just you name it. No, of course I don’t have my own opinions, why would I need that when I have yours?”
So: “So you really want to go on a road trip, huh? I sorta have other plans, but, sure, I’ll come. What, you want me to drive as well? Okey, fine then … Wait, you’re broke too? Fine, I’ll pay too then.” *is really mad but doesn’t show it.”