0w0

haver of skills, maker of things, doer of stuff

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[cannibalchicken]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thewolfstrongdiary]

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

[deadpowol]

[boyhood]

I have another cat named Chowder and we found him living in our house under a couch. He has the biggest head my vet had ever seen and his tongue is too big for his mouth. 

[boyhood]

biggest head 

[boyhood]

Ok you guys can have some more chowder pics

[boyhood]

Chowder uses his own massive head as a pillow 

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason

[innerchildabortionclinic]

are there any more

[purry-the-furry]

I don't even get what they could possibly mean. please no one explain it to me.

[fionn-o-nassus]

[fionn-o-nassus]

it's very funny to me that the advice in the notes divides cleanly into two camps:

Actually actionable advice (break it down into smaller pieces, leave and come back later, find somebody to do it with you so you aren't doing it alone)

People who are Jared, 19 and just say something that's fundamentally a variation on "just do it scared"

[spirit-of-science]

Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍

[freddiebeg]

you need to oscillate between your comfort zone and your discomfort zone, like going between a sauna and a icy lake

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[vampireopossum]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

I did not realize undereating could have such a profound effect on height so I looked it up and

HOLY SHIT !!

Feed your girls. Oh my fucking god, if you put your children on a diet, a pox on your house.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[bleekay]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[beardedmrbean]