My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
Maybe it’s time for a new producer, huh?
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Reblogging so I can find this again later to read more wooo
funeral hearse but with monster truck tires
you mean this?
yeah
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.
i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.
do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”
I love this post
Hmmm
These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.
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Hey Bryn! Sorry to bother, but I really need help. Like, I see people on tumblr that can write 100K words a month, and I barely can make out 25K. Does this mean I’m a bad writer? It really bothers me that I suffer so much to up my word count when everyone around me seem to be all like “yeah, I wrote 10K on two hours :))))”
Different writers write differently.
First off, you should know I’ve never written 10k words in two hours. I’ve never written 10k words in two days. Hell, I can’t even write 10k words in a week if I have literally any real life plans going on.
Tolkien’s average daily word count was 250 words a day. That’s less than 2k words a week. A lot of professional (and famous) writers have similar writing speeds. It’s okay. It doesn’t mean you have any less potential or the words you write are any worse off or your ideas are any less creative.
And lets be honest here shall we. Most of the writers I know who write a ton of words per day are either:
Pansters, who don’t know what their story will be while they write it and then have to go back through and rewrite everything again once they finish in order to work through a stable plot.
Vast over writers, who end up with 50k extra words at the end of their first draft and have to spend two months cutting all those words out if they want the manuscript to be publishable.
Inspiration junkies, who slam out a ton of words over a short period of time while the inspiration is there and then can’t write another word until the inspirations hits them again, maybe a week or a month or a year later.
People who are at a glorious point in their lives where they’re both swimming in free time and void of any mental illnesses.
(And it’s neither good nor bad to be the first two writers, it’s just a style of writing which works really well for some people but accomplishes the end result as the same speed as most other styles. If you’re the fourth writer then by all means take advantage of where you are in life. Writing like the third bullet point doesn’t support a professional writing career but if you enjoy it, then there’s no reason not to continue enjoying it.)
There’s also one more category of writer who writes a ton of words per day. It’s the category I’m trying very hard to someday accomplish…
Writers who can write many functional words per day, words which won’t be cut or rewritten, because they built up to that over a period of years, probably ten or more, by slowly increasing their writing goals to challenge themselves in a way that’s right for them.
Especially in places like writeblr where you don’t always have an indication of how long someone’s been working daily to improve their craft, it’s really easy to compare yourself to a writer who’s been doing it much longer than you. Learning a profession takes time. You’ll get better at it the longer you persist, and pretty soon some less experiences writer will be wondering how you do it so well.
Tl;dr The only wrong amount of words to write is to never write any words at all.
Rough drafts are only the first stage in an extensive process, and your first few novels are only the beginning of a very long journey of artistic growth.
I want to explain something:
I’ve been writing this story for five years, if you ask me today I’ll say two years cause yes I’ve only been working on the current version for two years, but…in actuality it’s more like five.
And throughout all those five years, no one cared about my story, this one or any of them. I remember bringing up a story at twelve years old and my friends at the table said “Ugh! Not this again!”
Once a family friend asked me to tell him about it, I was so happy, I started to explain, I hadn’t been going very long until my mother put a hand on my shoulder and said. “Okay sweetie, you’ve lost him.”
I told my father I wanted to write books, he said “Yeah, you can do that while you’re waiting tables.”
No one wanted me to be a writer.
So I locked the story in my head, I never wrote it down.
It was my secret only because no one wanted to know. I wanted to write it, to scream it, to show the world, but no one else did. So why should I write it down?
I was never going to be a writer.
But I couldn’t shake the story. I’d daydream about it in class, the teachers would scold me about not paying attention, my mom once yelled at me on the way to school that I could never focus. So I tried to stop, I tried to bury it again.
I didn’t want to be a writer.
Until, someone let it slip they were writing a book, and I mentioned the story I’d been thinking about. And then we bounced ideas off each other, I had never, never, seen someone genuinely interested.
And that, one person, was enough to get me writing again.
I’m not famous, my story isn’t published, I’m lucky if I can get five notes on my book’s text posts. But every note, is one less person telling me “Not again!” One less person who interrupts and says “You’ve lost him sweetie” One less person who tells me I’ll only wait tables.
That’s why every note matters, to me and any other original creator, that’s why. Because we’ve heard we don’t matter, and we’ve heard we’ll never succeed, and every note, every message, proves they’re wrong in the tiniest way.
If I post something and it gets one note, that’s enough, that’s one person that cared enough to look at it.
It makes me want to be a writer.
U genuinely expected this to get 20 notes max the response has been incredible
This hit me right where I live.
So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.
ALTERNATE CONCLUSION
How do you get so much EXPRESSION from a (line-drawn) 2D swan?!
Birdtender Tea. No no.. it’s Bi-tender Tea. Bi-BirdTeader?
It’s Just Boilt Twigs
Imagine if ...
I’ve seen many comics about how Chat Noir would react and how jealous he would get with Ladybug finding and taking care of a cat that is not just him, but what if it’s Marinette finding with Adrien a poor stray kitten and taking it home? Because in my opinion we could have the cutest scenes ever like :
* sudden realisation *
And last but not least, how to fuck up your secret identity in just one step :
Congrats Agreste, you did it right.
Looks like another f a n t a s t i c day for Adrien Agreste. Thanks for the fun comic idea anon! It’s been a while since I did one of these.
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Sent off a birthday card for my Buginette and included a little surprise inside. And yes, I also included a bunch of glitter so when she opens the card it gets everywhere. I am evil. I know. Thank you
Human Trixx concept! Yes, I did intentionally make him look kinda like a girl for obvious reasons
(Human Plagg & Tikki concept)
You can’t understand how much is well animated Miraculous Ladybug ...
Until you don’t start to study 3D animation. Because I mean… F**k, guys… 3D animation is incredibly HARD. It’s really really HARD. And they did a very great job on this show, it’s incredible. Action scenes are so HARD to be wrote, thought, animated. This evening I had to animate a damned bouncing ball. A very simple thing, you know? Yeah, not the standard one, but a little bit more customized and complicated version, ok. But… Ohgod, I had something like 25-30 Open GL freezes in just three hours. Can you imagine to work to a long action scene like those you can see into the show and have suddently a crash of the system? Ohmygoash, I can imagine the PAIN, THE SUFFERING, THE EVERYTHING. So… Don’t be sad, or angry or disappointed by the animation errors nor the lack of models or backgrounds, because it’s really really REALLY HARD to work to these clips. If someone ever come to me and say that 3D animation is more simple than the 2D one… I can just hysterically laugh at their face and launch my pc, because… IT’S NOT
TRUE
AT ALL.
Btw, I just finished my homework, after two nerves breakdown. What a great thing. And tomorrow… I have to animate a DAMN SUPERHERO DO YOU HEAR ME.