The Menace from Earth

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

[neontalk]

[cartooncoyote]

Okay you have ten seconds think of an rpg class thats never existed before

[dio-archive]

Ass devourer, they eat the asses right off of people

[guidancerune]

What the fuck

[dio-archive]

OP gave me ten seconds

[dat-soldier]

heard y'all talking rpg classes

[themenacefromearth]

me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[mp3sea]

like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in a body count and vengeance arc, honestly

[undercovertacobell]

[sluttyhozier]

most bisexuals in the media: suave, Flirtatious 24/7, everyone is in love with them, threesomes

me, an actual Real Life Bisexual: non existent sex life, spills food 24/7, can barely talk to a cardboard cutout,

[justshepardthings]

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JST: being a meanie.

[daryshkart]

all witches know, that the the best time for collecting herbs is before dawn :)

[themenacefromearth]

playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[70sscifiart]

Bruce Pennington

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[blackberryshawty]

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[fisadeepforestgreen]

we’re doing it right now

[themenacefromearth]

me: *touches something*

me: this is gay now