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Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog
It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!
They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said
hot girl throwing up in a dumpster outside the club
okay so decided to reverse image search and it's apparently a memorial to unborn babies lost during or immediately after pregnancy due to genetic defects (website says trisomy 18 specifically)
so as much as I love to make a joke on here, I'm going to retract my last comment and replace it with:
fuck you, that's absolutely ghoulish behavior to co-opt someone else's grief, strip it of context, and warp it's meaning to fit your personal beliefs i hope you die in a car fire
Having lost my daughter to stillbirth just last year this kind of shit infuriates me.
Fuck you pro life assholes. Your bullshit isn’t saving any unborn babies. It’s actively keeping people like me in fear of trying again.
99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"
"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps
"rawr" -luz, probably
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
Desperately wanting a John Brown isekai story.
Like, so many fantasy isekai stories bump up against the concept of slavery in the setting, and all the characters treat it as perhaps unsavory, but not an institution worth fighting against, often outright buying slaves and freeing slaves in exchange for their unwavering loyalty and obedience. (So, just, buying slaves.)
I’d love an isekai story, just once, to feature a character who encounters slavery in the setting, and immediately goes “hol the fuck up” and makes their #1 priority to be the obliteration of the institution of slavery. Demon king can wait; maybe this kingdom being attacked deserves to be destroyed if it allows slavery.
Hence, I’d love a John Brown Isekai anime.
The anime starts with silhouettes against the sunset at the gallows and John Brown refusing the ministry of a man whose god would allow slavery, stepping up then quietly and with dignity, and hanging.
Jumpcut to him waking up in the arms of a big-titty elf lady.
Chicanery ensues. He speaks fondly of the woman from back home he called only “The General,” (Harriet Tubman). He’s got magic powers, but specifically ends up crafting a wizard staff that looks like a rifle. Wand that’s in the shape of a pistol.
Narrating on the possibility of being sent to do his lord’s work in yet another world. Denying the gods of this world, for he already has his own, and his duty remains unchanged.
Like, leave him genuinely actually John Brown, violent and heroic zealot on a mission from God to obliterate the institution of slavery and those who would support it.
It’d be FASCINATING and FUN.
Or at least, you know, do what I actually want, and just give me more isekai stories where the institution of slavery is either absent, or one of the things wrong with the world that the protagonist aims to fix.
You mean this Masterpiece of a fanfiction?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Desperately wanting a John Brown isekai story.
Like, so many fantasy isekai stories bump up against the concept of slavery in the setting, and all the characters treat it as perhaps unsavory, but not an institution worth fighting against, often outright buying slaves and freeing slaves in exchange for their unwavering loyalty and obedience. (So, just, buying slaves.)
I’d love an isekai story, just once, to feature a character who encounters slavery in the setting, and immediately goes “hol the fuck up” and makes their #1 priority to be the obliteration of the institution of slavery. Demon king can wait; maybe this kingdom being attacked deserves to be destroyed if it allows slavery.
Hence, I’d love a John Brown Isekai anime.
The anime starts with silhouettes against the sunset at the gallows and John Brown refusing the ministry of a man whose god would allow slavery, stepping up then quietly and with dignity, and hanging.
Jumpcut to him waking up in the arms of a big-titty elf lady.
Chicanery ensues. He speaks fondly of the woman from back home he called only “The General,” (Harriet Tubman). He’s got magic powers, but specifically ends up crafting a wizard staff that looks like a rifle. Wand that’s in the shape of a pistol.
Narrating on the possibility of being sent to do his lord’s work in yet another world. Denying the gods of this world, for he already has his own, and his duty remains unchanged.
Like, leave him genuinely actually John Brown, violent and heroic zealot on a mission from God to obliterate the institution of slavery and those who would support it.
It’d be FASCINATING and FUN.
Or at least, you know, do what I actually want, and just give me more isekai stories where the institution of slavery is either absent, or one of the things wrong with the world that the protagonist aims to fix.
You mean this Masterpiece of a fanfiction?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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DnD Character Concept: A Cleric who insists stubbornly and earnestly that their obviously evil patron deity (I'm thinking Lolth or Asmodeus but really any Evil Greater God would do) is actually Good and Benevolent and Just and dismisses all evidence to the contrary as slander from rival deities. Their proof to their claim? Using their divinely granted powers for the most intensely Good tasks and quests they can find: feeding the hungry, protecting the weak, curing the sick- all done in the name of their Terrible Dread Lord and without any expectation of compensation or string attached.
The deity in question is all "???" but keeps granting the cleric power because all that free worship and influence from the people who now pray to them is nice, and hey if the cleric wants to put in the leg work to launder the deity's reputation what reason do they have to say no?
Only it turns out that the cleric is actually playing 4D chess because of the way faith works in Faerun (and most DnD settings). As more and more worshipers start believing The Terrible Dread Lord is actually a Good and Kind and Noble god they start to be influenced by that to become Good and Kind and Noble. Slowly but surely they find themselves warping to match the perception of the masses. It starts by just giving a few random blessings out of what they think is pity, or maybe sending a sign to help someone who is lost on what the deity insists is a whim....but it snowballs until you have Lolth smiting down slavers or Asmodeus sending out devil's to drag down a tyrant to the depths of hell and then they realize 'oh oh no' but by then it's to late: the religious reform movement within their flock is too massive and been ignored for too long as benign. They can't just turn around and smite their own followers- not only because it's tacky but because they feel... compassion and responsibility for those that look to them for guidece.
And then you have the cleric, who at level twenty is literally their most powerful agent and also the high priest of this out of control heresy smugly sipping their tea because they where right all along. Their faith in their deity is vindicated- after all what is faith if not believing in something so strongly, against all evidence, that it becomes truth unto itself?
“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”
“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”
“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”
“… fire dimension?”
“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”
“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”
Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
My party has like no charisma, it’s terrible
Delicious in Baldur’s Gate
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The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it
skill issue. i understand it completely
X Men Red if the writers weren’t cowards.
Happy pride month!
This one's making the repost rounds on twitter, it seems. Just in time for pride month.
So I'm self-reblogging because I drew it, and that's my right.
