typewritten fictionalized memories

All I ever want to do, ever, is read, write, and play chess. every time i write, i try to hold the world still by noticing how the world moves. i'll answer any question you ask. beethoven is god.

[meladoodle]

[yeezus-fish]

please never let this video die

[vanillaspace]

[scipsy-blog]

[themetaphormachine-blog]

  Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

[9gag]

[imnotevenremotelyworthbreathing]

I don’t get it

[shooti]

omg

[trekupmysleeve]

okay someone explain this now thank

[softfocusgremlins]

I love how the people who know keeping blogging this without any explanation.

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[unfriendlyblackshorty]

Re-Fucking-Tweet

[shortvideosandstuff]

[postgendergarmentconstruction]

[gotoofarfeeltoomuch]

[tarantu-cat-deactivated20190116]

We went over this in Semantics

I have been perpetually angry ever since

[mentalhealthfemme]

no double standards there, nope, no blatant misogyny/woman shaming here, nuh uh, none at all.

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

[coldaethyl]

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

[minutemanworld-blog]

Another map. This one shows the growth of religion in the colonies from 1660 to 1770. In a great many cases a person’s religion had as much of an impact on whether they were a Patriot or a Loyalist as did their politics.

For example, in the North the vast majority of Anglicans were Loyalists while the Congregationalists were mostly Patriot. In the South most of the Baptists were either strictly neutral or Tory, while the Anglicans were Patriot (different flavors of Anglicanism in the South). 

The Presbyterians were almost all Patriots, which led some commentators to refer to them as “black-hearted Presbyterians” or to the Revolutionary War as a “Presbyterian War”. 

This map is from The Historical Atlas of the American Revolution.

[iraffiruse]

[conspicuouslad]

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

[dreams-and-sins-deactivated2017]

normal eyes vs. methamphetamine eyes

[kittypumpkin]

When you take meth, you use more mascara on your lower lashes.

[themetaphormachine-blog]

i thought it was amphetamines cause intense pupil dilation but okay

[fuckyeahloldemort]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[iamsmallcat-deactivated20160208]

the last one killed me

[themetaphormachine-blog]

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

[minecraftgifs]

[tangerxne]

i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.

i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog. 

[imgrapesoda]

What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….

[helloiamstoned]

No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…