Life is a tale told by an Idiot

[transratsactivist]

people: so how do you know you’re asexual?

me: even though I know what the phrase “netflix and chill” is code for my mind still immediately jumps to the mental image of relaxing and watching a tv show

[salemwitchhunterofficial]

There’s a nifty thing you can do with asexual people it’s called

Respect

[lesbianrey]

framing sex as one of the basic human needs is just wrong and coercive. you will not die without sex- sex is not a right. you are never entitled to sex the same way that you are entitled to food, water, oxygen, etc. it’s this mentality that fuels rape culture tbh.

[ramenuzumaki]

A reminder, in Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban there is a wizard reading ‘A Brief History Of Time’ by Stephen Hawking. Now just imagine how great his work has to be so that even a wizard is curious about it! Wands up for the loss of this genius and that brain of his! /*

[harryxdraco]

[its-hp-bitch]

Ron: Wait a minute! You don't go TOWARDS the weird, scary sound!

Harry: Yeah, we do. We always do.

Ron: Right, I hate that about us!

[forgotten-sexualities]

Ace (Spectrum) AF

[ameisenbaeren]

Someone: You're going to find a good husband/wife/partner some day and have kids. It's just a phase you're going through

Me: haha

Me: hahaha

Me: hahahahAHAHA

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: No

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[t-e-t-r-i-c-a]

الحب يقهر المستحيل

[themiserablesdancingjax]

[karmaxnagisa-draws]

REQUEST: By Anonym ONE HAPPY FAMILY~ x3 I seriously had to do this! So popular request o.o

Child: See see! I killed my plushy!  Nagisa: K-Karma… Why is he so happy about that? Karma: It’s too cute~ My little killer kid~ Baby: Gimmie… Mah~

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[gaishan]

I do hope you can kill me…before graduation, that is.

[karmaxnagisa-draws]

REQUEST: By Anonym ONE HAPPY FAMILY~ x3 I seriously had to do this! So popular request o.o

Child: See see! I killed my plushy!  Nagisa: K-Karma… Why is he so happy about that? Karma: It’s too cute~ My little killer kid~ Baby: Gimmie… Mah~

[niquesmile]

Assassination Classroom: why

At first it started as a heartwarming, funny anime that you could actually learn lessons to.

You thought, “Hey, this is a fun and happy anime, surely nothing will go wrong”

You loved it

They always made you laugh And worry And smile before you sleep

But you forgot one thing:

The main purpose of the anime that was introduced from the very beginning

It was a warning

And yet you still chose to continue

Because even if there were conflicts, they still managed to get through it

You thought they would be like this forever

Then they made you get back to reality

They were suppose to kill their teacher, you suddenly remembered

And realized

But by that time, it was already too late

You got too attached to the show

You can not turn back now, you have to see it through the end, even if you don’t want to

And so you did

And then the feels came

This anime has been ruining your life since the very beginning

They warned you, though.

“We are assassins, and our target is our teacher”

You should’ve known

You should’ve decided to turn back right then and there

But you didn’t

And you’re glad you didn’t

Because even though they broke your heart and soul and ruined your life

They made you happy And smile And laugh

And hell, It was the best thing ever

[sansan9]

[jgjmk4-2]

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