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sam, they/them, 24

[eatingmarkerz]

hello my beautiful flowers!!!!!!!

(honorary flower pink is here too 🩷)

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[maja-paja]

[animentality]

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[moniquill]

[beewaggle]

Avocados are out rotisserie chicken and gut juices are in.

[depsidase]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[weirdgirl247]

every year small towns and indigenous communities across canada are burnt to nothing by horrific wildfires and americans go on the internet to complain about it and blame us bc the smoke has spread to their state. i’m so tired.

go yell at mark carney or your own local politicians about climate change and urge them to do more to stop it. the namaygoosisagagun first nation had their community destroyed today. you can find a link to donate to them here. donate to your local food bank. go to the beach next week when the smoke clears and you don’t have to think about it anymore while the people who’s lives have been destroyed will have to pick up the pieces and try to move forward when we are already in a huge cost of living crisis across the country.

[weirdgirl247]

rbing with other places you can donate to to support those impacted by the fires!

true north aid (an organization aimed at providing support to remote/northern indigenous people in canada)

canadian red cross wildfire fund

ontario spca and humane society (links to their donate page specifically aimed at supporting pets and animals in areas impacted by the fires)

and the anishinabek nation’s page where you can donate to support the namaygoosisagagun nation who had their land destroyed by the fires is still accepting donations

[cozyhoodies]

[glitchgirl0812]

I would project my period cramps onto flowery but he would probably say some shit like “I would gladly take this burden for a princess in need” or something and that takes the fun out of it

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[the-muppet-joker]

I struggled writing poems back in school. For Shakespeare's style of sonnets, I'd add extra beats. Or worse, I'd fail to meet iambic rules. Or I wouldn't even try, I'd just cheat. My teacher tried to help me to improve, but make word grammar right no easy time. She told me that to make the couplets smooth, for every other line to have a match. I threw in bigger words I didn't know, which catalyzed it arduous to parse. My difficulty spelling always shows, so when I write just know that it's a farse. It doesn't help I'm fucking up the tone, by writing fics where Kermit and I bone

[leaholong]

this man fucked Sufjan Stevens