The Monocerus

"Hi! My name's Miden and... I'm a monocerus. Y-You probably don't know what that is, so I'll explain: I am a cross between a deer, unicorn, boar, and elephant.  We live deep in the Everfree, but I left my family when I was old enough, s- sort of got lost, and ended up here. So uh.. have any questions?"    References for my characters are located through the 'Useful Links' page which can be accessed below. Minors, transphobes, AI users, Israel supporters, terfs, radfems, homophobes, non-allies DNI Please do not contact or @ me asking for money; you will be blocked regardless of reason.

[daylights-rain]

Remember, for some of us (mm/dd/yyyy) it's 6/9 today!

Reblog to totally 6/9 your followers!

[randydotcom-deactivated20250628]

okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?

[mayadile]

🌈🌈🌈

IMPORTANT!!!!: I would be able to get my testosterone on Thursday June 11th. Please help keep donating so I would be able to get it, it'll mean the WORLD to me to get back on it. I might need to take a Lyft there and back which is $250 something due to it being in Orlando.

Originally my step dad was supposed to drive me there but he started some drama with my mother so I'm panicking when I told him this means a lot to me. I don't think he will be here in time and I'm stressing out so bad.

PAYPAL

Note: I am sorry for asking for too much, I'm just stressed and tired. Every bad thing keeps coming my way and trying to trust people with them screwing my promises up just discourage me to continue fighting, I just need all the help I can get ;;;;

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

[horsefigureoftheday]

My Nova bill so far:

Leovet Silver Ointment = 109,00

Agrysan Salve = 69,95

Leoveties Grain Free Mix = 55,00

Leoveties Grain Free Mix (again) = 55,00

Microfiber towels: 35,00

Vichy Dercos Anti-Dandruff Shampoo = 189,95

Viatris Medi-Skrub 250 ml = 119,90

Red Horse HoneyHeel = 228,00

Total = 861,80 DKK = 133,01 USD

While I am on a fixed income, my financial situation isn't dire, so I'll manage. But I got a message asking if I had an Amazon Wishlist (which I don't, because international shipping and import tax means it'd be more expensive than just buying myself). So if any of you have wanted to help out with Nova's CPL, mite, and hyperkeratosis treatment, reminder that I have a ko-fi :]

Help we've received via ko-fi: 65 USD

Last updated: 8th of June 2026

[mayadile]

🙏🙏🙏

Guys please I want to be in a hotel to recover from my asthma attack. I need to eat too today. I can still get a room today, three days or a week at the hotel close by is $250. I really need to be in somewhere safe for my asthma. Really badly. That and to eat.

I'm really fatigued and haven't slept well since I sleep outside, and I'm sick and hungry.

PAYPAL

[mayadile]

😞😞😞

UPDATE: It might be tmi but since I haven't had my testosterone for awhile. I am a trans man and I've been through a lot of stress. While sleeping, I was woken up and saw I was bleeding, and I haven't bled in awhile. I'm freaking out because it gives me gender dysphoria. I'm still sleeping outside. I have to find somewhere to clean and change. I'm now in a more foul mood, I'm so stressed.

Please keep helping donating now I need more medical and hygiene products.

PAYPAL

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[boopsloop656]

[sapient-simian]

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

[theunvanquishedzims]

[driftwoodpony]

dragon food is not pony food

[mojodraws]

[inkedponies]

fellas is it gay to have your face squeezed into your butch marefriend's pecs

[antlered-vixen]

I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."

[bloodsky]

Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)

[catholic-women-near-you]

[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[altrbody]

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

[hereforthefunnyguys]

[pocket-deer-belly]

why did bronies latch onto background characters so much. like, some of these don't even make sense

[pocket-deer-belly]

like, maybe it's just the structure of the pony, right? cutie marks and color palettes are actually super meaningful parts of a pony's design that you can read into and build a character into. it's like, baked into pony designs.

[pocket-deer-belly]

The fandom wiki is some really good evidence of just how like, dedicated bronies were to not just characterizing background characters but cataloguing their whole canon. And it’s all really mundane things.

You can genuinely learn some weird rich detail about how totally ordinary ponies live their lives. I think this is kind of beautiful

[pocket-deer-belly]

[pocket-deer-belly]

statistics?

what's this

they vote together on naming the unnamed ponies?

oh my god. they average the colors. we know what a theoretical average pony looks like.

[dirtylittlemammals]

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[exhuastedpigeon]

Happy Pride all the queers in my phone. But an extra happy pride to all the bisexuals in straight passing relationships. To the trans people still living in the closet for their safety. To the nonbinary people getting misgendered. To the ace and aro people who sometimes feel like Pride isn’t for them. To the BIPOC people who face discrimination in the queer community. To everyone who feels like they aren’t queer enough.

You are enough. Pride is for you.