[mysimspc]

[the-chaotic-axolotl]

The

[zeroniru]

absolutely nothing more enlightening than eating fuckass pasta with minimal tomato sauce for dinner

[knifefightscene]

[amagicalmoonlight]

[ID: multiple TikTok screenshots of people acting as if they're NPCs about to die and later be found by the main character, with a caption on each describing how they're dying, the caption on each reads:

Me dying with an exclamation point so the mair character knows to interact with my body

Me dying but really quickly recording a summary of how the monster killed me and the instructions for how to get to the elevator on a recording device for the main character to find

Me making sure I'm pointing when I die so the main character knows which way to go for the first boss encounter

Me dying in one of those spiny chairs so the main character thinks I'm alive until they turn the chair around

Me dying with a message on my dog so the main character can have a companion throughout the story

Me dying with a piece of "old hero armor" so the main character has some defense at the start of the story

Me waiting to die until the main character shows up so I can give him my final words

Me dying on the toilet with my hands in my pants so the main character has a funny skeleton to look at

Me making sure to die leaning against a closet door so when the main character interacts with it they get jumpscared

Me writing "hold shift to spring and F to activate flashlight" in my blood so the main character knows the controls

End ID]

[omenvile]

Minecraft ARG

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[uss-edsall]

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

[cipheramnesia]

When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.

[stirfriedweasel]

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

[cipheramnesia]

Me, getting a drink of water at night.

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[happibeans]

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

[thesaltofcarthage]

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

[radqhalfhuman]

rawdogging being a system by not even trying to figure out whos fronting anymore

[beardedmrbean]

Would this count as a Tally HO moment or something more along the lines of a Yeehaw moment?

Or possibly some other third thing

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[bazeeble]

time to finally do this trend….have a TERRIBLE pride month everyone

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[izzydreams3]

happy birthday sonic the hedgehog

[zeroniru]

not only does respecting neopronouns make you a better person, it also expands your dad jokes by 10x

[zeroniru]

marathon? I hardly know thon

[zeroniru]

not only does respecting neopronouns make you a better person, it also expands your dad jokes by 10x

[capcayum]

time is precious

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals