My Stoner Thoughts...What else?!

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Negative effects of smoking marijuana:

You now have less Marijuana.

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I sat in my car for 5 minutes making the seat go up then making it go down. For a moment I lost my sense of direction completely which resulted in the confusion that struck everytime the handle got stuck or stopped. I subconsciously turned it in the other direction thinking it was in the same direction as before and that I had just gotten the handle unstuck. We have a reached the point in devons day where we wonder if he is mentally stable enough to be operating the seat of his car without supervision.

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Shitty Ditty

I can write you a ditty

It will be witty,

Even though, I really need to say,

I feel shitty...

But the poem will be pretty. 

Devon Azulay

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If you want to ignore someone eat something crunchy while they talk.

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We all have a person in our lives or who used to be in your life who have a significant impact on you.  In the sense its so significant the sheer thought of them wants to make you knock them out and drag them to bridge and lock them underneath in a crate.  Leave a flash light with extra batteries and ramen noodle flavor packets with a list of riddles that will solve them from getting out.  But the thing is the sodium in the ramen noodle packets will start to weaken them and they will forget what happned to them. Theoretically... 

-Devon

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Sometimes I go through my poetry at night and read it out loud to my self of my elephant poster (NO SHAME) and i giggle and laugh.  I think laughter is the window to the soul.  Its the point of connection when its real it shines.  

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Sometimes you'll sit there blankly staring through your windshield wondering why oh why isn't the car moving... You have been pressing the gas for almost 20 minutes and nothing!  If only you had known from the beginning that all you gotta do is start the engine.  

-Devon Azulay

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Its so easy to loose touch with yourself, and what matters truly to your existence.  You've gotta learn to identify your distractions and ignore them.  Close yourself out for a while and find yourself, you'll be surprised how willingly you will open up when you've found your comfortable spot in life. 

-Devon Azulay

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Salty Lovin

When it touched my lips I was filled with its salty love.

I'm gonna savor that acquired taste, its got me good. 

I'll crunch you all night long; the entire role, oh yes. 

You crackers put me in a trance, you're so good to me.  

Devon Azulay

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I want a friendship like theirs!

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I have all these great funny jokes that I say when I'm high but, I can't remember them!!!!!

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Tonight I spend about 5 freaking minutes aggressively trying to open my laptop.  I was convinced that it was stuck because of the saucy sandwich i ate earlier that evening.  But no turns out I had the laptop backwards.  This happens every night, and I'm truly beginning to question my functionality.

Devon  

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Conversations With Myself...

Dear Devon,

You are about to go outside and smoke a bowl or two depending on how you feel about the flow and percentage of people roaming around you.  You’re smoking the Hawaiian strain and its going to make you feel as though you’ve stumbled upon a paradise.  Although you’re in a paradise, let’s face it, you’re in the same place you go to every day.  Try and grasp this paradise feeling and bring it into your life when you aren’t smoking this wonderful strain.  I want to see some great writing happen, Devon. 

Sincerely,

Your subconscious

    Dear Subconscious,

…

-Devon 

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Microsoft Word...YOU BITCH

I have a problem I am experiencing currently, 

and it goes a little bit like this:

I'm living the dream well slightly... nonetheless today was wonderful.  I saw some old friends that I just adore, smoked...ALL DAY... and went to the hookah bar with my best friend.  We chatted the night away while drawing our creative little hearts out.  Why? Because that is just how we do, Boo Boo. 

Anyway before this train derails as I already kinda feel the cabin rocking...I'll shut up and get on with my story.  So to end the night I smoked a wonderful bowl and feel so peaceful, I finally reached an acceptance towards the negative situations I have encountered, where they become a lesson rather than pain for no reason.  Yes smoking those happy little shavings can cause a positive impact on a life...If you're one of those lost in those faded societal delusions about these glorious plants you needed to hear that...But so to point where this crazy story goes, I was trying to write poetry for my writing blog, and I am not too sure on the reasons why Microsoft word has to be the most deranged, stubborn, sarcastic piece of shit program to live in my hard drive.  I have literally promised myself to never put up with anyone that is so nasty as a human being, BUT THIS??!!  A computer program is being horrible to me, how the ACTUAL fuck do I even respond?!  Literally every other program on this tattered old machine is continuing to run like a dream...  EXPLAIN THAT to me science side of tumblr!!!  

It got so bad that whenever I would so much as just look at the FUCKING icon the program would start flashing and tell me in the top of the screen the most snide of remarks a computer program can give you.  "Microsoft Word non-commercial use NOT RESPONDING" Well WHO are you, Microsoft Word, to have to actual permission to tell ME when the fuck you're allowed to ignore me.  You can do whatever you want when I CLOSE THE SCREEN, but until then, you sassy sachet of shit, I am not going to deal with this anymore.  

The Sims 2 is faster than you. 

-Devon