Keraunos

they/them/it. perfectly normal spaceship. 30+ years experience piloting meatmech. Asks very open to robot people and trans folks Curiosity, Love, and Efficiency are the Cardinal Virtues. untagged everything; I have spoons to either tag or post/reblog

[darkdaemon]

What class of space craft are you?

Long-Range Exploration Vessel, 274 meters long axis (about 5 space shuttles).

I am capable of long-term independent action via self-repair and self-refueling capability. I mostly run on fusion for both drive and power, though I have solar panels as a backup/low-emissions option. I have labs, sensors, and some weapons for defense.

[emiyamore]

[a-singular-purple-giraffe]

Guys I’m having too much fun. These three aliens are just trying their best to make sure Grace is thriving. I typed this one because even I struggle to read my own handwriting sometimes. Thanks @justcakethanks again for the template.

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[castielrisingabove]

When it’s announced that a Bay Area middle school teacher is one of three heroes sent to save the world, San Francisco clamors to rename things to “Ryland Grace.” Grover Cleveland Middle is quick to the draw, becoming Ryland Grace Middle the very next school year. Grace also gets a street, of course, a science wing at Stanford, a state park along the coast — by the time the Beetles return, you could probably throw a rock in San Francisco and hit a Ryland Grace reference.

Eva Stratt, meanwhile, is a stain. Graffiti tucked away in alleys and under bridges, forever painted over by the powers that be. A name meant to be forgotten. Stratt has always known this was part of the deal: after all, humanity needs a villain just as much as it needs its heroes. The best she can hope for is to be erased entirely on Earth.

And yet, light-years away, there is a beloved body of water, its surface dancing with artificial waves, that Ryland Grace wistfully refers to as The Sea of Stratt.

[space-between-the-couch-mattress]

hope this hasn't been done

[sifserf]

[spiocy]

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

ok i am a top but i want srs and when i get it as soon as physically possible im going to get a girl who calls me her mother to cum inside me while i tell her how good she's done

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

im a top as long as ive got this stupid thing cuz i dont like bottoming anally all that much

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

when i get srs the girls who had bad mothers line up, i can almost guarentee i wont be any better but at least you can fuck me about it

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

in the mean time girls can line up to me on my knees so I can call them my special good girl and I jerk them off until they dribble on my tits

[godly-girlfailure]

i think i reblogged this already but i dont really care

neeeeddddd

[godly-girlfailure]

showing u one of those dumb cliche hypnosis spirally things on mh phone and going “ooo you wanna take care of me so baddd oo you suddenly have an urge to forcefem me and spoil mee oooooo” and i have the most desperately hopeful look in my eyes and when i realize ur not getting hypnotized i nearly start crying out of embarassment

[sketchbot9000]

When a Construct Adventurer goes Rogue, it often becomes violent or flees into remote wilderness. However, there are some that simply become totally detached from their own forms and functions.

These R.C.A's are not deemed a threat but are no longer of value.

Uses; Doorstop, Decorative Statue.

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[mjc09]

Dragon Miku

Original design by pikat on Twitter (see below)

[gazeldhazel]

can we stop treating mages as the party toy. im sick and tired of being laughed at and kicked to my knees every time i suggest one of the many ways i can help the party. i just dont fucking underst-lgkl glk glkglk

[guerillas-of-history]

Women fighters of the Polsario Front, Western Sahara, 1975

[kinkaikii]

I was sssupposssed to get off at sssix… 

[kaomojiloser]

eridian parent teacher conferences ,, i like to think grace’s students mirror his antics way too often.