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Things that I do Support

Queer content (kiss my ass queerphones if you can find it)

Canon being intertwined with Fanon (creative freedom go brr)

Creators taking the time they need for themselves & families

Bullying Professor Kukui for his Crocs & 24/7 Tiddy Exposure

Whump that properly warns viewers & doesn't glorify triggers

Creators having firm boundaries for themselves & their work

Infodumping your blorbos, scrunkles, works (inbox is open~)

Encouraging social interaction with others (I NEED THIS)

The unhinged king that is Abe Goldfarb

Encouraging creators (e.g raising prices & showing WIPs)

The use of prompt generators (that credit the origins of info)

Things that I do not Support

Glorifying Romantic/Sexual things between Adults & Minors. Changing the ages is NOT going to make it any less vile to me.

Lack of content warnings on content that actually needs them Fuckin tag shit properly so people can actually filter it out!

Minors interacting with NSFW (can't stop em, just don't like it)

Use of Harassment, Death Threats etc instead of blocking.

Any form of ableism, racism, anti-lgbtq, hate speech etc

Being a pissbag when you don't get free shit from creators

Lone Kums & his cryptohoes over on Shitter

Those cunts trying to destroy Ao3 with their shitty little bots

Refusing to acknowledge people's squimshy lil doods (pets)

The use of AI to create Art/Literature (they use stolen work.)

Wilbur Soot supporters. Fuck off.

I will be adding to this over time if people give me shit to add with explanations as to what they are because I am selectively smart and know jackshit about modern internet slang!

#fuckin read this #shits pinned for a reason

would-you-punt-them

Professor Kukui (Pokemon)

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

#absolutely not #HE could punt ME!#VERY EASILY #i literally weigh like 100lbs and he is a buff professor who happens to fuck around and find out with pokemon moves #and hes a god damn luchador behind his wife's back.

jadeazora

Almost let the cat out of the bag accidentally but Eri luckily caught on there, and oof, that's unfortunate to overhear when she's so excited about the idea 😵‍💫

#another added to the list of kukui's emotionally adopted children

haupkmn

Liking Alola in 2024 is great until it dawns on you that Kukui would say "hawk tuah" and not know the meaning of it and wanting to fit in, but Lillie does and can't say anything about it because she knows it would be really awkward and only knows it because Moon and Guzma won't stop repeating it

haupkmn

@themothsnest is onto something.

Kukui is the kind of person who would sneak an old meme or reference into a conversation to wait and watch others gears turn. He would be with the students of the Pokemon School taking a photo on top of a snowy mountain and say "Say Kalos!" and excitedly wait for someone, anyone to say "I'm a Girafarig!!" but nobody says it.

Molayne is probably sick of him occasionally tossing mental flashbangs into conversation but Burnet loves it. Burnet would tell his Rockruff to get the ball then throw a pokedoll of a different animal before bursting into a giggle fit.

themothsnest

The worst part about it is the fact that he is canonically capable of saying the most out of pocket things without even flinching because he does it MULTIPLE TIMES. (Battle royal cutscene giving me whiplash every time i replay one of the four alola games)

He'd throw in a reference and just continue on as normal while watching the double take with the same amount of amusement as a gengar does after spooking someone

And he would absolutely do it to annoy Mo as revenge for the near constant almost outing a certain feral luchador

Burnet meanwhile enables him and shows him even more vines.

#people have been sleeping on the fact that kukui is just as if not MORE unhinged than guzma for like 8 years now #his research method is literally the “mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick” clip paired with #“dont fuck with me i have the power of god and anime on my side” because somehow the man survives taking attacks head on #and hes based on the same island that has SoS encounter SALAMENCE

haupkmn

#worse one #because kukui is implied to be somewhere between early and mid 20s... he knows what vines are #the fact that molayne was the captain before Sophocles & travelled with kukui when they were younger + hala refers to him as Young Kukui #means Professor Had To Go Up A Mountain To Not Spend Another Hour Yapping Away is JUST far enough into adulthood to understand #vines and that he knows what the vine boom is.#let that sink in.

I got a notification about how far I walked despite the fact that A) I havent gone outside in almost a week because I've been too busy having Ouchie Leggies & 8 hour afternoon naps and B) I didnt take my phone with me when i went to the dentist because it was next to my bed on. charge.

Then this happens...

Love the man but he really is pushing his luck because I can and will evolve my shiny meltan by christmas out of spite if these shenanigans continue

#the dumbest part about this entire thing?#im pretty sure that screenshot was only possible because i dont have wifi for the next like week and had data saver on #the notification also immediately vanished after i went to see what it was (since i have a buddy Pokémon that does gifts etc)#somehow its always PoGO that screws with me and not the gen 9 games #professor willow #pokemon GO

pokemongymsmashorpass

Smash or Pass?

Smash (MY BODY IS READY!)

Pass (MY BODY IS NOT READY!)

Voting ended onAug 5, 2024

Edit: I should specify that this is for if he weren't married, or if he were polyamorous. We know he wouldn't break his wife's heart

#if we have learned anything #tumblr isnt allowed to do these polls woth kukui and burnet as a duo #the bisexuals will implode

thenixkat

Even if Guzma is supposed to be the same age as Professor Kukui I doubt either of them are older than their mid-twenties.

Even if Kukui has a doctorate according to the Pokemon manga you could graduate from college at age 6 if yer smart enough so...

themothsnest

Guzma seems to be around 21 or 22 based on how oddly specific alola can be at times (e.g cant be a trial captain if you're 20 or older & Plumeria specifically saying that Lusamine was the only adult to see Guzma as a strong trainer) and it fits with the fact that he's the boss of a bunch of fellow rejects that are pretty much all teenagers.

Kukui you could put basically anywhere between 21 and 25 and it would work since he's definitely younger than most of the other Regional Profs and just far enough into his 20s to still get called "Young Kukui" by Hala. I'd put him at 23/24 due to the anime having him wearing the lab coat when Guzma lashed out meaning he had already gotten his title in that version of their story and the popularity of a certain luchador in all of Alola's different depictions needed to be factored in on top of it since Kukui studied in Kanto not Alola

For as much shit as i (privately) give the local kids due to experiencing more than 12 overstimulation meltdowns due to screeching children in the past 3 years after going most of my life with only 1 or 2 every few years due to being a very indoorsy autism creature

One of the 4 is loud but not a dog whistle squealer and we found out he's moving soon and earlier on got confirmation that he has ADHD so I'm a bit more tolerant since he's a good kid who just puts the hyperactivity in ADHD a bit too much

He also gets bullied by the squealers a lot cuz they are bratty kids

Anyway!

I recently got some Pokémon cards cuz I'm a gremlin that likes to collect things and am finally in a position where i can occasionally indulge the crow braincell and my autistic ass forgot to brain to mouth filter while the kid's mother stopped by for a quick chat not long after i opened my first elite trainer box cuz she mentioned he struggles with making friends due to being seen as weird (due to being neurospicy we all know this story too well) and i ended up piping up about how she could probably get him to talk to me about Pokémon as a last resort since we both liked Pokémon and were both neurospicy (granted its opposite ends of the spectrum)

Fast forward a few days to today and ive completely forgotten this interaction happened cuz i had a dentist appointment and some strong painkillers

8:20am theres a knock on the door and it turns out that it was the kid coming over to drop of a little stack of Pokémon cards for me since his mother obviously mentioned it to him and had wanted him to do a little organisation of his cards before they moved

I decided to keep these cards separate from my tiny collection so they dont get lost as the collection grows since im planning to treat myself to 3 more elite trainer boxes this Christmas and organise my cards in small stacks based on the card type (item, trainer, energy etc)

The funny thing? I never mentioned which mons were my favourites and Bulu is my favourite of the four Tapus due to it's lore (Koko and Fini are a close tied second due to their shinies) so it's pure chance that a Tapu Bulu GX was in the stack

Hopefully life treats the kid better cuz secondary school bullying is nasty around here if you aren't one of the "in crowd" with being neurodivergent resulting in it being even worse and he's already had some shit due to bullies going way too far

Might see if i can find some new Bluetooth headphones before the end of this month to replace my 8 year old pair though because the footballs hitting fences and all the squealing is very unpleasant for me due to my sensitive hearing and i quite like the idea of not having to deal with yet another set of 4 overstim meltdowns this summer

#pokemon #pokemon cards #ramble #i also learned i can organise my cards while partially distracted by conversation

"This reminds me of the time I broke my back!"

- Kukui teaching The Kids about Alpha Pokémon and their increased aggression

#pokemon #professor kukui #pokemon sun and moon #revoke my braincell privileges #it was a kommo-o

drtanner

WE ALREADY DID PROFESSOR SYCAMORE SO IT'S TIME FOR:

✨⭐"DOES THIS CHARACTER KNOW WHAT SEX IS?" THURSDAY⭐✨

THIS WEEK: PROFESSOR KUKUI (POKéMON)

DOES THIS CHARACTER KNOW WHAT SEX IS?

YES

HE HAS CANONICALLY FUCKED BUT THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE

SECRET FOURTH OPTION (TAGS)

Voting ended onJun 27, 2024

#THIS MAN LITERALLY FORCES ASH TO AGE #KUKUI FUCKS HIS WIFE AND ASH ENDS UP CANONICALLY AGING #SO Y E S KUKUI KNOWS WHAT SEX IS AND MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE GOD OF IT

I swear my favourite brand of family drama involvement is "I only got mentioned cuz I dont give a fuck about the bitch"

One of my (disowned) siblings is trynna use the results of her only achievement in life (2 kids) to emotionally blackmail people in the family yet again while I was MIA for about 6 hours yesterday afternoon/evening due to feelin woozy after almost fainting within the first 5 minutes of leaving the dentist.

As usual no one has a spine against her and then the whole "family loyalty" thing gets thrown in and I'm mentioned in the "well at least one of you has a shred of loyalty" side of the argument while my ass is in bed half eavesdropping half trynna go back to sleep cuz it was like 6am and i have priorities.

Its purely the fact that my dumb ass is immune to that specific blackmail due to being an autistic rat that has no interest in being around children and had literally disowned her prior to this drama because I don't like my maternal siblings due to them somehow all being assholes (derogatory) with the exception of Little Miss Cant See My Kids Then's younger twin brother cuz we actually have some things in common EXCLUSIVELY with each other land are a pair of sarcastic bastards when together. (Plus i tell him where mum keeps the biscuits)

I'd still absolutely turn traitor if offered shelter, a FUCK TON of pancakes and dragons.

Don't judge me. Im a simple man who'd rather get The Good Shit than another encore of Crotch Fruit Withholding every 6 months.

#ramble #family drama #honestly this really puts into perspective how uninterested i am in PEOPLE...#but like cmon... pancakes with syrup should be where loyalties lie #especially the really spongy fluffy pancakes #also dragons cuz dragons are cool and i definitely dont have a recent spending problem caused by them

"they have such an strange effect on me" usually something lowkey relationshippy/heathenly

I've been rewatching season 6 xisuma for funsies (currently on episode 737: Where did all the water go?) and in early 2025 I'm supposed to be getting a new pc to replace the shitty lil one that died Summer of 2022

AND NOW I'M PLANNING OUT THE FULL REORGANIZATION OF MY ROOM TO RELOCATE SOME TECH TO MAKE ROOM FOR A LITTLE TABLE THAT I DON'T HAVE PICKED OUT YET TO SIT NEXT TO MY DESK SO THE PC TOWER DOESNT BREAK MY POOR LIL CORNER DESK

WHY IS IT ONLY XISUMA'S EPISODES FROM OLDER SEASONS THAT MAKE ME WILLINGLY PRODUCTIVE?!

#xisuma #hermitcraft #THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IVE REORGANIZED WHILE WATCHING XISUMA #ONLY LAST TIME I WAS WATCHING SEASON SEVEN!

I was talking to one of my friends about Doc's shenanigans and my friend responded with this absolute gem

"they call him Doc bc its his catchphrase, and Warner Bros will descend on Hermitcraft if they address him by his real name, Bugs Bunny"

The follow up response after learning about the season 6 portal shenanigans was

"this is just proving that Doc is indeed Bugs Bunny"

By my friend's logic The Goat is The Chaos Bnuuy and now I understand why we've been friends for the past 11 years

#Hermitcraft #docm77 #they do have a point though cuz Doc has been breaking reality in increasingly cartoonish ways for the past few seasons now